Dilemmas of the Week - Gameweek 9 (25/26)

 

We seem to have come through this week's batch of European games without too many problems - except for Liverpool, who suddenly face doubts over 3 key players.

I'm trying to streamline these weekly round-ups a bit from last year, restricting myself for the most part to just the injuries etc. affecting players that are likely to have a major significance in FPL; and also, of course, only to new injuries - I figure everyone should be aware of players who've already been ruled out for some time!  

[For some years, I have found the 'Injuries & Bans' summary on Fantasy Football Scout the most reliable resource for this kind of information; although this site, Premier League Injuries, is a very good alternative (often a little quicker to update, I think - though it did go through a bit of a glitchy period for a while last year).  Go check these out for more comprehensive coverage. 

I see the Fantasy Premier League site has added an improved 'Player Availability' page this year (though hidden under 'The Scout' tab?!). That also seems to be reasonably comprehensive and up-to-date, but god knows how it's supposed to be 'organised' - maybe by 'date of injury'? Obviously, arranging it by club and alphabetical order would be more sensible; but the denizens of FPL Towers seem to have a deep aversion to the sensible.]

So, what are the conundrums we face ahead of Gameweek 9 of the season?

Does anybody need to be moved out because of injury?

Gabriel, one of FPL's top-owned defenders, might be a doubt after limping off with a knock against Atleti the other night.

Villa full-back Lucas Digne is likely to be out for a week or two after getting his ankle crunched by Kevin Danso last Sunday.

Brighton's Diego Gpmez is a minor doubt after having to be withdrawn last week against Newcastle with a hip problem.

Bournemouth striker Evanilson was a late withdrawal last week, complaining of a calf strain. He too seems likely to be out for at least a week or two, which should provide starting opportunities for their exciting youngster, Eli Kroupi.

Everton's Jarrad Branthwaite was widely reported to have needed surgery on a long-standing thigh-muscle problem this week. If true, that would imply enhanced value for Michael Keane, keeping a regular start for at least a few more weeks. However, other sources have suggested that he's been training regularly this week - so, who knows what's up with that? (Probably of very marginal interest for FPL anyway: surely everybody's going for Tarkowski and/or one of the full-backs from that defence?)

Popular FPL defender Joachim Anderson (has been rather monstering the 'defensive contributions' so far) had to go off against Arsenal last week with a hamstring problem: doesn't seem too serious, but may sideline him for a week or two.

Leeds defender Pascal Struijk missed midweek training with an illness, so is a doubtful starter this weekend.

Liverpool seem to have been most heavily hit this week: Ryan Gravenberch is a doubt after having had to come off with an ankle injury against Manchester United last Sunday, while Alexander Isak (groin) and Jeremie Frimpong (hamstring) both limped out of last night's game against Frankfurt with muscle problems.

City's Nico Gonzalez suffered a knock in Tuesday night's game against Villareal, and might be 50/50 to feature against Villa.

Chris Wood and new winger Dilane Bakwa both missed Forest's midweek Eurepean game with minor issues which may keep them out again this weekend; and Oleks Zinchenko, gettting a rare start, limped off in that game. Dan Ndoye on the right wing and Neco Williams at left-back probably weren't in much danger of losing their usual starts anyway, but new boy Igor Jesus now seems likely to start up front for Forest.

Cristian Romero remains a doubt this week after pulling a muscle in the pre-game warm-up last Saturday, and Wilson Odobert is also suffering with a knock picked up in Wednesday's Monaco game.

West Ham central defender Konstantinos Mavropanos has suffered a muscle injury this week, and seems likely to be out for at least a few weeks. Presumably Jean-Clair Todibo will deputise.

And Wolves's dangerous midfielder Jean-ricner Bellegarde is another who's been laid low with illness this week.

Do we have any players who are dropped, or not looking likely to get the starts we hoped for?

Malo Gusto is serving a one-match ban this week, after being sent off for 2 yellow cards against Forest.

Remarkably, he's the only disciplinary absentee this week - although we do now have a number of players who are getting dangerously close to a 'totting up' suspension.

Did anyone give other cause to consider dropping them?

Mo Salah disappointed the legion of idolaters who were convinced that he always scores against Manchester United, and now some 450,000 owners have deserted him within a matter of days (although his ownership remains at a massive 32%, and might not drop much further from that - such is the blind faith that The Cultists have in him; well, that and the fact that a lot of them probably stopped playing the game when he failed to score a hattrick in his opening few appearances.....).

And there's also a bit of a mass exodus going on with a slew of other severely disappointing forwards: Viktor Gyokeres, Chris Wood, Richarlison, Alexander Isak, and Joao Pedro have all seen a big drop in ownership this week. The way these things go,.... probably at least one of them is suddenly about to turn things around. I suspect Joao Pedro might be the most promising option to gamble on for another week or two, since Chelsea still have a pretty soft fixture run ahead; and the prospect that the Brazilian might now be paired with Marc Guiu as a more conventional forward, allowing him to fulfill a more creative role in the 'No. 10' space, as happened in the second-half against Forest last week, gives further grounds for optimism, I think. (Though, to be honest, I would have lost patience with him long since: he has looked completely out of it, in Palmer's absence over the past month.)

Did anyone play so well, you have to consider bringing them in immediately?

A crucial goal for Bryan Mbeumo in Manchester United's surprising win over Liverpool last week has boosted interest in him. And goalie Senne Lammens is also attracting attention (not too unreasonably: United tend to be fairly solid at the back, even when they're struggling to create anything going forward; but they're not formidable enough for you to covet many of their other players, so their keeper is a free pick, unconstrained by 'club quota' anxieties). However, I don't fancy their fixture-run through November too much: even their next two opponents, Brighton and Forest, could cause them some problems; and Spurs, Everton, and Palace after that will be even tougher.

There's also an unseemly rush (325,000 new owners this week, and counting!) to bring in Jean-Philippe Mateta after last week's hattrick (still not an awfully convincing performance: one goal dubiously onside, one from a rather soft penalty award - at least 4 much better chances wasted!!); I can't see the point in buying him - or teammate Ismaila Sarr - until this week's visit to Arsenal is behind them. And I still fancy the recent form of Igor Thiago and Nick Woltemade far more for back-up strikers. Of course, Bournemouth's Eli Kroupi is also suddenly popular, after his impressive brace last week; a beguilingly cheap 4.5-million - but surely only likely to get 1 or 2 starts before Evanilson is back.

BEST OF LUCK, EVERYONE!

A little bit of Zen (65)

 

"It's good to be able to perceive the nobility in failure. Otherwise, we might never have anything to celebrate."

GW

That's certainly long been the case for followers of the England football team! (Well, the men's team, at least. The women seem to have developed a disturbing habit of winning things. Will our chaps be able to take inspiration from their example? Or will it only serve to show us up even more?? Perhaps we'll find out next summer....)

It's usually how the FPL season pans out for most of us too....

Some ('non-Zen') WISE WORDS on our Internet culture

 

"If you need every story in your feed to be 'My team wins' and 'Here's why my side is the good one', you're WEAK - and deliberately keeping yourself ignorant."

Bill Maher

Veteran comedian/satirist/social commentator Bill Maher's Friday night political discussion show on HBO, Real Time, is one of my most regular Youtube fixes - particularly his 'New Rule' segment, the more 'serious' monologue with which he regularly concludes the show. 

He's often now decried by elements of 'The Left' in America as a 'sell-out' - because he's willing to engage with right-wing figureheads and talking-points on the show, and to crticise some of the grosser excesses of 'woke-ism' & co. But humour is essentially apolitical: it makes fun of whatever is most ripe to be made fun of. In essence, he is still very obviously the same anarchic hippie pot-lover he's always been. (So, yes, very largely a man after my own heart....)

His most recent 'New Rule' featured the devastating comment above on the 'bubble' mentality that online life now seems to create and perpetuate (and went on to suggest some ways in which we might seek to confound The Almighty Algorithm and break out of our 'bubbles' a little; the link embedded above should take you to the mid-point of his homily, where the key quotation I've copied here occurs; the whole piece is worth a watch).

I feel this is a point which has particular relevance to the realm of Fantasy Premier League. I am  widely reviled on most of the online forums about our Fantasy game that I contribute to - purely because I insist on repeatedly making points that many people find uncomfortable. - relentlessly questioning usually unquestioned 'truths'.  You know, things like: bonus chips do not automatically work better in Double Gameweeks;... a midfielder is usually a better captain/Triple Captain pick than a forward....; and 'effective ownership' has nothing to do with differential points advantage. That kind of thing.

Try to get used to this, people: DISCOMFORT is good for you, DISCOMFORT is an evolutionary stimulus.

You might disagree with me; you might not understand me; I might be wrong - but being willing to engage with ideas that you find challenging helps to grow your brain!

[I know my weekly 'A Little Bit of Zen' bon mots are often not very Buddhist in nature at all (mostly more Stoic or Daoist, or just sad-truth-wrapped-in-a-joke...); but I felt these observations really fell rather outside even the very loose parameters of that series.]

Viking plunder!!

 

Well, damn - the Lanky Viking has gone and done it again. Erling Haaland has notched his fourth brace - and his fourth double-digit FPL points haul - of the season that is still only two months old,... even against one of the league's better defences,.... even when his team are really still not playing all that well.

I don't like to say that any player is absolutely a must-have. There are almost always alternative stategies you can pursue by redistributing your budget spend around other players, and the highest points-producers are not usually 'essential' merely because of that.

But right now, in this sort of form, yes, Haaland is a must-have.

And it's not just because of his impressive numbers, his impressive consistency. It's also because of the complete lack of any competition, among the forwards or in any other position.

Even with the additional points now available for cumulative 'defensive contributions', it has been an astonishingly low-scoring FPL season so far. 

Ordinarily, we'd hope to see almost all of our starters breaking 50 points by this stage, and at least 2 or 3 of our biggest performers having racked up 60 or 70 or more. Last year, Salah, Palmer, Saka, and Mbeumo as well as Haaland posted enormous numbers in the opening months of the season. This year, Haaland is the only forward to have registered more than 50 points (his current total of 83 points is in fact more than twice as good as his closest rivals); Semenyo is the only midfielder to have done so (his 70 point total is well behind Haaland, but again almost twice as good as all but a dozen or so of his midfield rivals, and 24 points clear of the second-best), and the only other players to have just squeaked over that threshold are a trio of defenders (who've happened to pick up untypical goals early on).

There was a busier and more turbulent transfer window than usual at the start of this season, and many of the new players have disrupted the tactics of their new clubs and/or not yet found their feet in the new setting. We've also seen rather a lot of early-season injury problems, with the absences of Palmer and Saka - expected to be two of the top FPL performers - particularly unfortunate. The early international breaks have perhaps been a bit more disruptive than usual too. And, what with one thing and another, nobody's form has settled down yet, no team has been consistently or convincingly good so far - and we've seen a lot of unexpected results.

And almost none of the most fancied FPL assets have produced very much at all so far. In fact, NO-ONE  - apart from Haaland and Semenyo - has posted really good FPL numbers yet.

While this continues to be the case, and particularly while the other expensive players - Salah, Palmer, Isak, Saka, Gyokeres - are out of action or not producing, there is absolutely no pressure on the FPL budget: there is no problem about affording Haaland, even at his enormous 14-million-plus valuation. I said at the start of the season that it was difficult to envisage either Haaland or Salah 'justifying' their very high price-tags this year; but I noted there that because of a lack of budget pressure early in the season - with fewer high-priced players than usual, and most of them not fit - it was possible to afford one of them (but not both); and Haaland has obviously been the one to go for.

While Haaland is thus eminently 'affordable', is producing 2 or 3 times as many points as any of his rivals, and no-one else in the game is producing big points at all at the moment - YES, he is a must-have.

But this is a freak circumstance. I can't recall seeing anything quite like it before. And I don't think this situation will last very long. Haaland's points production will surely slow down at some stage. And, even if it doesn't, when the likes of Palmer, Saka, and Isak finally hit form (yes, sorry - I have rather given up on Mo Salah's prospects for this season), there may still be questions to be answered about whether Haaland continues to be a 'must-have'.

Enjoy this remarkable run while you can, Haaland idolaters - he's unlikely to remain an indispensable pick for the whole season.

Luck-o-Meter 25-26 - Gameweek 8

Well damn - Jean-Philippe Mateta, who's looked to be in rather indifferent form for most of this season so far, came up with a hattrick out of nowhere - against one of the best defences in the league. And Erling Haaland very nearly did - against one of the best defences on the league. So, if you had both of them - and had bet the captaincy on one of them - you had a splendid week. And if you didn't, you were screwed.  A lot of people had also had a hopeful punt on the Bench Boost chip this week - which worked out pretty nicely in most cases,  because there were many more clean sheets than usual and so defenders scored rather well. These two modest quirks of Fate alone make it already a pretty lucky week - before we even get down to considering the details of all the individual matches.

Chelsea looked sluggish and inept in the first half at Forest, repeatedly giving the ball away, and allowing the rather poor home side a few dangerous moments - including a couple of good chances for Gibbs-White that he was unable to convert. At least Maresca was able to revitalise things at half-time, with the introduction of Marc Guiu as a conventional No. 9 allowing Joao Pedro to operate more productively in the '10' space; this might be a promising new model for them going forward (at least until Cole Palmer's return; now not expected until late November or early December). Even so, Forest still had opportunities to get back in the game, after conceding two quick goals early in the second-half - with new forward Igor Jesus managing to hit both crossbar and post with an effort. There are question-marks too about how the normally impeccable Matz Sels left a huge hole in the middle of his wall for Neto to punch a free-kick through for the second goal - and let the effort squirm past him; a strange double error from one of last season's top FPL keepers. It did seem that Fate was conspiring against the hapless Ange Postecoglou, who achieved the unfortunate record of being the Premier League's shortest-lived permanent manager when his dismissal was announced shortly after the game.

Newcastle were one of a number of sides who looked jaded after the international break, and although much improved with some changes at the break, they couldn't properly drag themselves back into the game, and Danny Welbeck was able to put home side Brighton ahead for a second time. A cheeky back-heeled goal for the equaliser from Nich Woltemade was the only real highlight of a fairly drab match. And Mats Wieffer might be a little bit fortunate to have escaped conceding a penalty for a handball; it looked very much to me as if he made a deliberate movement towards the ball with his upper-arm; but the law on this is such a convoluted mess now, with culpability somehow to be divined from body posture, it's no surprise to see decisions like this given or not given - with no consistency at all from week to week

Visitors Leeds had much the best of the game at Burnley - after the home side had taken a lead inside 20 minutes - but were not able to contrive any really good chances; their best effort was a first-half shot from Brenden Aaronson deflected on to a post by Dubravka. Substitute Loum Tchaouna's second - a banger from nearly 30 yards out - was very much against the run of play, and gave the home side a winning margin that unduly flattered them.

In a day which produced 5 clean sheets from 7 matches, perhaps the biggest surprise was that the fixture with two of the best defences in the league so far this season produced not the cagey low-scoring - or goalless! - draw that might have been expected, but a free-scoring goalfest! Bournemouth youngster Eli Kroupi bagged a brace to put the visitors comfortably ahead against Palace, but Mateta eventually pulled the home side level - despite having spurned a couple of the best chances that fell to him. Bournemouth pulled in front again, but Mateta then got a chance to complete an improbable hattrick deep in stoppage time with a slightly soft penalty award for some minor 'wrestling' in the box. And then he got a last-gasp chance to claim an undeserved win, but blazed over the bar with an open goal!!  Apart from that highly significant and slightly questionable late penalty decision, there was an inordinately long VAR check on a very tight offside call for Mateta's first goal, and a review (for once, resulting in no change to the referee's original decision) on whether Senesi should have been sent off for a 'denial of a goalscoring opportunity', when he clattered Sarr as he was racing in behind. Jarred Gillett's rationale that Sarr's run was angled slightly away from goal and there was another defender in the middle almost level with him was, well, plausible, I suppose: but it looked like the kind of situation where the decision would go against the defender at least 60% of the time, so Senesi can count himself very, very fortunate. Evanilson's failure to appear, thanks to a calf strain picked up in training, might have been a blow to some - although he hasn't found his scoring boots yet this season, and is thus only owned by 2.7% of FPL managers..

Everton had rather the better of the opening 45 minutes at The Etihad, and really might have gone a goal or two ahead; but they strangely fell apart in the second-half, as the home side progressively ramped up the pressure. And that man Haaland yet again bagged a brace - somewhat unexpectedly, against one of the season's best defensive sides. Indeed, he might well have had a hattrick: unusually left on the pitch until the final whistle, he had a number of good chances in added-on time, but somehow couldn't convert any of them! Pep yet again proved his callous indifference towards FPL enthusiasts by pulling Reijnders and Doku just shy of the hour mark! (Although, damn, he's not the only one; everybody was at it this week!)

Poor old Wolves slide deeper into the mire, well adrift at the bottom of the table now, after failing to get anything from a 'relegation six-pointer' against one of the promoted sides (although Sunderland are starting to look as if they might be good enough to secure Premier League survival fairly early). They were a bit unfortunate here: actually on top for much of the game, but unable to create any clearcut chances - apart from Munetsi's fierce second-half volley, well saved by Roefs. And they were sorely abused-by-fate when poor Krejci prodded the ball past his own keeper in added-on time. There was also a major slice of FPL luck in the fact that the first goal had been claimed by centre-back Nordi Mukiele, who's only just become a popular pick in the game because his defensive partner Alderete, one of the top budget picks so far, had become an injury doubt after international duty; so, nearly 85,000 managers who've only just brought him in saw him improbably pop up in the opposing penalty area, demand a return pass from Hume, and somehow squeeze a shot through Sam Johnstone's legs... to become one of the day's top haulers!!

Arsenal didn't look anything like title favourites with an arid display at Craven Cottage; and a lively performance from the home side produced almost all of the game's best chances - until Leandro Trossard managed to nick the win with a typical poacher's goal in the second-half. There was again much frustration for owners of Calafiori - who appeared to have bagged an opening goal with a stunning volley, but had strayed slightly offside; and later had decent efforts hit a post and drift over the bar. Gyokeres's continuing lack of impact is becoming a major concern to both Arsenal fans and FPL managers (nearly 25% of the game's players have piled in for him, many just in this past week, in anticipation of big returns for him in a title-chasing side - but it's just not happening at the moment). The only contentious features in this game were the attribution of an assist to Gabriel (it surely should have been corner-taker Saka's; the big centre-back didn't appear to get anything of his head on the ball to help it on towards the far post), and the reversal of a penalty award to Saka after a pitchside second look (as it happened, absolutely the right decision: Kevin made little or no contact with Saka, but did divert the course of the ball with his toe - it was however, very difficult to see clearly on the TV pictures, and the perverse insistence on showing referee Anthony Taylor a montage of freeze-frame and slow-motion views only made it more so; this is a situation where I would have been happy to see VAR save time by promptly declaring that 'no determination was possible' because of the poor quality of the available TV camera-angles - even if that meant Taylor's initial 'wrong' decision was allowed to stand).

Spurs v Villa was a bit of 'a game of two halves'. Villa were well on top for most of the first half, despite having conceded an early lead with some sloppy defending. Spurs had much more about them after the break, but still couldn't muster any decent attempts on goal - and then conceded one of the team goals of the season late in the game, to let all the points slip. The often flakey Vicario looked very at fault on Villa's equaliser: Rogers's dipping effort from 25 yards out was cleanly but not very fiercely struck, yet somehow the Spurs keeper's dive didn't get him anywhere near it. Unai Emery initially left Watkins on the bench - supposedly because he was struggling with a knock suffered with England; but he looked fine when he came on for the last 20 minutes; there's a whiff of dressing-room dissent about that. Cristian Romero was also a shock omission, apparently having felt a muscle problem during the pre-game warm-up. Kevin Danso was perhaps a bit fortunate not to have a penalty awarded against him when he stomped on Lucas Digne's ankle; the contact was presumably deemed 'accidental', and the result of a natural follow-through on the tackle - but impacts that consequential are rarely viewed so leniently.

Manchester United really weren't that good in Sunday afternoon's meeting, but were somehow good enough to best a suddenly very ordinary-looking Liverpool side. Getting a goal out-of-nothing through Bryan Mbeuo inside the opening few minutes was certainly a big help. (It was unfortunate that Macallister had been temporarily wiped out by a collision with is own captain Van Dijk; and neither Van Dijk nor keeper Marmardashvili covered themselve in glory in trying to deal with Mbeumo's subsequent break on goal.)  Cody Gakpo was both a hero and villain for the home side (along with Szoboszlai, much the best player on the pitch), eventually claiming a deserved equaliser, after twice thumping efforts against a post earlier on; but then somehow spurning a late chance to equalise again when Frimpong's deft chipped cross to the far post teed him up with an open goal but he somehow angled his header wide of the upright. Liverpool absolutely dominated about 75% of this game, but just hadn't brought their scoring boots along; and even when they finally managed to get back in the contest, they were immediately let down by another bizarre defensive lapse - three United defenders being left unmarked at the far post as they recycled the ball from a corner routine, and Harry Maguire gratefully converting the free header. Amorim, continuing with his strange self-imposed principle of changing something very single week, this week left out Sesko and tried Mason Mount as a 'false 9'; it worked as well as anything else he's tried - which is to say, not very.... He increasingly gives the impression of a man who really has no idea what he's doing; and when his team do occaasionally come up with something, it's down to spirit and individual skill or determination - not his tactics.

There didn't seem to be anything much of note in Monday night's game between Brentford and West Ham - except that the still very ropey-looking home side were probably a bit lucky not to lose more heavily. Thiago owners will be miffed that the Mbeumo-clone sliced his best chance - a side-foot half-volley inside the six-yard box - against the bar, and had an apparent second goal eventually ruled out for an incredibly tight offside call. His strike partner Kevin Schade also thundered a header against the underside of the crossbar in the second-half, and Areola had to make 3 or 4 smart saves to keep the margin of defeat respectable. The new Semi-Automated Offside Technology was unavailable in the first half because of a snafu with the cloud services that support it; I wonder if that might have made a difference to the Thiago decision.

Nothing of note in the refereeing this weekend, apart from two mildly contentious decisions on a penalty and a sending-off from Jarred Gillett at Selhurst Park, and possible penalties against Brighton and Spurs. However, that Palace/Bournemouth goal spree is worth a few 'luck' points all on its own. The unexpected huge haul from Sunderland defender Mukiele had such a big impact in FPL that that's probably worth another 1 or 2 points as well! There have been a few somewhat surprising non-starters (Chris Wood, Ollie Watkins, Evanilson, Caicedo...), and a whole raft of early substitutions. And we yet again have a 'Team of the Week' that is chock-full of surprises; only Haaland, Gabriel, and perhaps Mateta would feature in more than a tiny percentage of teams, and it is very unlikely that anyone owns more than handful of them!

So, it feels like this Gameweek is ultimately a 5 out of 10 on the 'Luck-o-Meter', despite an unusual lack of controversy about the officiating.

Dilemmas of the Week - Gameweek 8 (25/26)

There were a few scares, but.... it looks as though we've come through this latest international break relatively unscathed.

I'm trying to streamline these weekly round-ups a bit from last year, restricting myself for the most part to just the injuries etc. affecting players that are likely to have a major significance in FPL; and also, of course, only to new injuries - I figure everyone should be aware of players who've already been ruled out for some time!  

[For some years, I have found the 'Injuries & Bans' summary on Fantasy Football Scout the most reliable resource for this kind of information; although this site, Premier League Injuries, is a very good alternative (often a little quicker to update, I think - though it did go through a bit of a glitchy period for a while last year).  Go check these out for more comprehensive coverage. 

I see the Fantasy Premier League site has added an improved 'Player Availability' page this year (though hidden under 'The Scout' tab?!). That also seems to be reasonably comprehensive and up-to-date, but god knows how it's supposed to be 'organised' - maybe by 'date of injury'? Obviously, arranging it by club and alphabetical order would be more sensible; but the denizens of FPL Towers seem to have a deep aversion to the sensible.]

So, what are the conundrums we face ahead of Gameweek 8 of the season?

Does anybody need to be moved out because of injury?

Martin Odegaard is injured again, coming off early in the GW7 West Ham game with a knee problem which seems likely to keep him out for some weeks at least.

Ollie Watkins picked up a 'knock' with England, but should be OK for Sunday's visit to Spurs.

Bournemouth's David Brooks tweaked a hamstring on duty with Wales: not too serious, but will be out this week, at least. At least Justin Kluivert finally seems to be ready for a start again.

Brighton's new star Diego Gomez suffered a heavy knock playing for Paraguay this week, but is expected to be OK to play against Newcastle.

Burnley striker Lyle Foster got a dead leg playing for South Africa, but Scott Parker hopes he'll be able to play this weekend. There is also still a question-mark over Jaidon Anthony - currently the second highest-returning midfielder in FPL - after he appeared to suffer a muscle injury last time out against Villa, although his withdrawal there was described as mainly 'precautionary', so he too is odds-on to still start.

Enzo Fernandez is a doubt for Chelsea this week, after withdrawing from the Argentina squad with discomfort in one of his knee joints; Facundo Buonanotte will probably deputise for him, if that issue doesn't resolve. Benoit Badiashile has also joined their long injury roster, and Pedro Neto and Moises Caicedo also reportedly missed training with minor problems after returning from the internationals this week. And Enzo Maresca has recently said that Cole Palmer's troublesome groin strain will probably keep him out for another 6 weeks or so - Chelsea in all sorts of problems!

Leeds's Swiss winger Noah Okafor, a goalscorer for them in Gameweek 7, seems likely to miss out because of a thigh problem - making space for a second chance for Jack Harrison.

Ibrahima Konate had to come off with a thigh problem against Chelsea two weeks ago, but has been pictured in training this week, so will probably be OK to start.

Rodri's problematic knee broke down again in the last league game against Brentford, and he looks like he'll be out 'for a while'. The evidence of last season suggests that City will be a lot more vulnerable in his absence (and they haven't been looking that great so far, even with him).

Noussair Mazraoui has been out of training for United with an unspecified problem, and Casemiro must be doubtful to start this week after two full games for Brazil and a long flight back. (Surely no-one in FPL owns Casemiro, but... his absence may have a knock-on effect on other United selections; e.g., maybe Mount will play in central midfield...)

Chris Wood was another struggling with knee discomfort during the internationals, but is expected to be able to turn out for Forest this weekend (though he has rapidly lapsed into irrelevance for FPL, as his and his team's form has tanked under the stewardship of Ange Postecoglou).

Sunderland's Omar Alderete (suddenly one of the most popular cheap defender picks, with over 400,000 piling in for him in the last couple of weeks) also picked up a muscle problem playing for Paraguay, and is 50/50 to start this week, probably needing a last-minute fitness test.

Niclas Fullkrug is out again, this time with a thigh problem. Will Callum Wilson finally get a chance to start? Perhaps not: the ultra-cautious Nuno still seems to doubt his stamina or resilience, and may prefer to use someone like Paqueta as a 'false 9'.

Hwang Hee-Chan has picked up a knock, and Jeanricner Bellegarde has missed training with an illness.

Do we have any players who are dropped, or not looking likely to get the starts we hoped for?

Sunderland's Mozambican fullback Reinildo is serving the last instalment of a three-game ban.

Loanee Jack Grealish is ineligible to play for Everton against Manchester City this week.

Did anyone give other cause to consider dropping them?

I still wouldn't go anywhere near Manchester United (Mason Mount was very good against Sunderland; but there must be a worry about his fitness, or how often he'll start - in competition for the place with Cunha) or West Ham players (except Bowen, maybe??).

Did anyone play so well, you have to consider bringing them in immediately?

I continue to think that Brentford's Igor Thiago looks the most impressive of the (non-Haaland!) forwards at the moment, although Nick Woltemade ('Voldemort') is rapidly becoming a popular pick (in the continuing absence of any form from Isak, Joao Pedro, or Gyokeres...). I suspect Jorgen Strand Larsen - if he's fully fit again, after a troublesome Achilles strain - could soon get back into that conversation too. Ismaila Sarr is suddenly becoming very popular again, with nearly 300,000 transferring him in over the international break, after a goal and an assist in his last two outings; however, I feel that move is probably a little premature, as Palace's next two fixtures are tough; like many teams, they hit a more gentle run of opponents from Gameweek 10.

Donyell Malen looked very promising as a strike partner for Ollie Watkins (and he's a 'midfielder'!!), but I doubt if that alone can turn Villa's fortunes around - particularly with the rather grim run of fixtures they've got over the next 4 games.

I fancy back-from-injury Bukayo Saka is about to explode. (It's astonishing how wary people have been about bringing him back in....)

Liverpool's excellent new stand-in keeper Giorgi Mamardashvili could be a tempting short-term option (how long is Alisson going to be out for??); he only costs 4.3 million (and, remarkably, only 29,000 have taken that punt so far....).

BEST OF LUCK, EVERYONE!

To dream the impossible dream...?

Every four years (well, every two years...), Englishmen have to try very hard not to get their hopes up about our chances in the next big international tournament.

But this time, not only do we have a really exceptional crop of young players to choose from, we also seem to have a manager who may know what he's doing....

Top Youtube football analyst Adam Clery puts forward this bold thesis that, quite apart from tactical insight and astute man management, Thomas Tuchel might be unique among recent England managers in having the cojones to leave out some of our starriest players in order to achieve a better balance in the side.

I find it difficult to disagree too much with any of Adam's ideas - because he's a very shrewd observer of the game, and also an irresistibly likeable, down-to-earth chap. I'm kind of 50/50 on this one, though. I approve of the general point (it's exactly what I said when Tuchel first took over, about having the courage to regard no player as a sacred cow); and I'm very excited about the stability Elliot Anderson suddenly seems to be giving our central midfield. But you have to be a little bit wary of getting over-excited about our smooth progression through a particularly puny qualifying group (even teams that have looked vaguely threatening in recent years - Serbia, Albania - suddenly weren't again!!).

And I am not completely convinced about the current personnel - or the the notion of omitting major talents for this to become our regular starting lineup. I'd probably prefer to build for the next 10 years around Palmer and Bellingham (and Saka and Eze...), rather than go with a bunch of slightly less stellar options who 'fit better with Harry Kane' (for this one tournament!). But it's certainly something to think about.

A little bit of Zen (64)

"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."

John Barrymore

"It is a pity that young women and prospective employers do not recognise this wisdom..."

GW

It is my birthday next week. The associated number is getting large. I am not thrilled about that.

Sheep Picks (15)

I quite often snipe at 'The Sheep' element among Fantasy Premier League managers - by which I mean the substantial numbers (possibly, alas, an overall majority) who don't really understand FPL that well, or even follow the EPL that closely, and so make most of their decisions based on an impulsive reaction to last week's results... and/or at the promptings of FPL's own vapid pundit 'The Scout' or the many similarly unimaginative 'influencers' out here on the Internet.... or indeed just following whatever seems to be a popular pick being mentioned a lot in online discussion forums. This often coalesces into a kind of collective hysteria - where the HUGE numbers of managers rushing in to buy a certain player bears no relation to his true worth, his likely points potential over the next handful of games. The player in question might not be at all bad (though often he is); but he is not the irresistible bargain, the must-have asset that so many people seem to think

Hence, I created this occasional series of posts highlighting players I think are dangerously over-owned, are the subject of a sudden and misguided enthusiasm.

Yes, for my first nomination of the 2025-26 season, I'm going for Newcastle keeper, Nick Pope.

As I usually say with these posts, I have nothing against the player himself. He's a fine goalie, and he's been (mostly) in excellent form this season. Anyone who does pick him as their first-choice keeper for FPL might not be dramatically disappointed.

But you only get to pick one (regularly starting) goalkeeper for FPL, as against multiple players for all the outfield positions; and you don't usually want to change your goalkeeper too often, if at all. So, it's really important to get the right one. And I don't feel that Nick Pope is the right goalkeeper for FPL this year.

And yet he is the most transferred-in goalkeeper since the end of Gameweek 7, with 170,000 new managers piling in for him (already; it's likely to be even more by Saturday's GW8 deadline); and the 12th most transferred-in player of all, which is pretty remarkable, given how little transfer activity goalkeepers typically generate.

The only reason I can see for this is that he happens to be top of the FPL goalkeeper rankings at the moment.  Yes, he's kept 5 clean sheets so far. But... Newcastle have had a fairly kind opening run of fixtures: 4 of those clean sheets were against pretty abject opponents - Villa, Leeds, Wolves, and Forest - who barely mustered a decent effort on target between them.

Pope only ranked 8th= as a shot-stopper in the Premier League last season. He's up to 5th at the moment on that metric - but well behind Henderson, Roefs, Sels, and Johnstone. For saves so far this season - which are typically just about as important to a goalie's total FPL returns as clean sheets - he's only 5th=, again behind Sels and Roefs, but also Dubravka and Vicario; and no better than Petrovic, Leno, and Kelleher (all of them cheaper). He's only earned 4 'saves points' so far this season - 4 times in 7 starts: good, but far from outstanding (and in 2 of those games he barely squeaked over the line, being officially credited with exactly 3 saves in each, just enough to qualify for the points).

Paradoxical as it may seem, if Newcastle do turn out to have one of the tightest defences this year (and I think they might), that's not necessarily good for their goalie's FPL prospects. An ideal FPL keeper hits that sweet spot between his defence being good enough to help him avoid conceding too many goals too often, and come through with a decent - though it doesn't have to be world-beating - number of clean sheets,... while also being in a team that is weak enough or inconsistent enough to struggle against a lot of opponents, and hence give him lots of opportunities to make saves.

But at the moment, we really don't know what we're going to get from Newcastle this year. Despite some decent results, their form has looked erratic, unreliable so far. They are once again struggling to adapt to the additional demands of midweek Champions League football. And they seem to be perpetually hobbled with injuries in their defence; currently, full-backs Tino Livramento and Lewis Hall are set to be out for a medium-term absence.

They don't even have a great run of fixtures coming up next. Under Eddie Howe, they have become notorious for being much less formidable on the road; and 4 of their next 6 matches are away from home (3 of them against sides who, though defensively flakey, are capable of producing danger in attack; and the last one against Everton, a side who lack a bit of incisiveness up-front, but are looking defensively very strong this year). And 2 of their next 3 home games are against City and Spurs! Who really is betting on Newcastle to keep many - or any??? - clean sheets in that run?! (Yes, maybe he'll do really well for saves over that run of games. But that's a dangerous thing to gamble on. And really, even over a fairly short sequence of games, you need an FPL goalkeeper to be picking up some points for both saves and clean sheets.)

On no criterion - performance stats, team form, team consistency/reliability, selection stability of the teammates in front of him, fixtures - does Nick Pope look like the best goalkeeper prospect for FPL over the next couple of months,.... not anywhere near.

So, we must assume that The Sheep are - as so often - simply being dazzled by the high points total he happens to be enjoying at the moment. (Without having given any thought to how he acquired that points total, or how likely he is to continue scoring at that sort of rate in the upcoming games...)

And a final observation on selecting goalkeepers: in addition to finding that sweet spot of being in a team that keeps a fair number of clean sheets (so, not Forest this year, by the look of it - not unless they get another change of manager soon; nor probably Burnley, or Brentford, or Sunderland, or Brighton, despite their impressive keeper performances so far) but is a team that is also sometimes vulnerable enough to leave its keeper needing to make lots of saves (so, not Arsenal; nor - despite being a bit flakier now than at their peak - City nor Liverpool), you also really want to take a keeper from a team that you're never likely to want 3 outfield players from. (That's because an in-form outfield player - particularly a forward or a goalscoring midfielder - will almost always give you a much bigger points-lift over the next best alternatives in their position than the best goalkeeper will over his rivals. And you want to retain flexibility to bring in another such player from a good team whenever that hot run of form appears to be emerging....  Taking the goalie from Arsenal or Liverpool or City or Chelsea - or even Spurs or Newcastle or Bournemouth - rarely yields any more points than good mid-table options like Henderson, Pickford, Leno, or Sels; but it is potentially blocking you from being able to bring in a player like Trossard or Eze, or Gakpo or Frimpong, or Marmoush or Doku, or Enzo or Estevao, etc., etc. when you might want them.)

It is quite likely that we'll want (at least) one Newcastle defender at some point this season; currently, Woltemade is starting to look perhaps the most appealing mid-priced forward option; Guimaraes and Tonali are potentially 'in the conversation' for a cheaper midfielder who gets occasional goals as well as good 'defensive contributions' points; and Gordon (or Barnes or Murphy or Elanga) will probably have a good points-scoring run at some point.

Hence, even if there were very strong reasons for fancying Nick Pope as the best goalkeeping option at the moment, I'd hesitate to pick him on club quota grounds; however good he might be, there are probably going to be other Newcastle players you'll want more. It's not as overwhelmingly powerful an argument as it is with Arsenal and Liverpool, but it is a point that should be kept in mind. But there are currently no strong reasons for fancying Nick Pope as FPL's best goalkeeping option.

'Ideal' time to use a Wildcard?

 

Well, of course, a lot of people already blew their first Wildcard early in the season (which can be a legitimate choice - but only if you've got off to a really, really bad start; and most FPL managers have no idea of what truly constitutes such a really, really bad start). And an awful lot more have chosen to use it over the current international break (which is also a stratagem with something to recommend it - and I should probably do a little post just on that at some point).

However, in an ideal world, you would:

a)  Save it as long as possible - because the longer you wait, the more sure you are that you need to use it. (And also, of course, you are running out of later - possibly better - opportunities to use it as you approach its expiry date!)

b)  Save it for a real emergency - such as being hit with 5 or 6 injuries or suspensions in the same week. (It can happen!)

c)  Save it for a gameweek when it is likely to have the most impact for you, because - regardless of the form of particular teams or players - it is quite likely that you might want to make a lot of changes to your squad because of a 'turn' in the fixtures: a significant shift in fixture-difficulty from 'mostly bad' to 'mostly good' (or vice versa!) for a number of teams, all happening at around the same time. Such a 'turn' usually occurs at least once or twice in each half of the season. But, of course, your interpretation of how dramatic such a 'turn' may be - or whether it properly counts as one at all - will be affected by relative swings in form between teams. So, you can't predict with absolute confidence at the start of the season when the most important 'turns' in fixture-difficulty will occur (although a lot of people try to).

Now, in the first half of the season this year, we see that there's potentially quite a major 'turn' around Gameweeks 10 and 11.

Bournemouth, after challenging assignments in their next two away games, face a little run of much softer opponents, starting with Aston Villa in GW11. Chelsea are already in a pretty good run (nothing much to fear apart from that game against Arsenal at the end of November - and at least that's at home), but things get even easier after their away game at Spurs in.... GW11. Crystal Palace have a great run almost all the way through to the end of the year from GW10 onwards, after they've got their visit to Arsenal out of the way. Everton could take a battering in their next two against City and Spurs, but then have 6 much more inviting fixtures, starting in GW11. Liverpool are already in a dream of a sequence, with away games against City and Spurs their only likely speed-bumps between now and the end of the year. Manchester United are away to Liverpool this weekend, but might fancy their chances of starting a revival with the fairly kind run of fixtures they have starting from GW9 (and, given how bad they've been so far this season, most FPL managers are probably going to want to wait a week or two to see such a turnaround clearly starting to happen, before they move in for any United players).

As 'turns' go, it's not perhaps especially dramatic; but it's definitely there - and it's really the only one we've got to look forward to in this first half of the 2025-26 season. So, if you fancy pivoting towards more players from these teams with suddenly improving fixtures,.... it might be nice to make a whole raft of changes all at once, round about Gameweek 10. If you still have your Wildcard, that is.

These are the kinds of things you have to watch out for in choosing when to play a Wildcard - rather than just reaching for it as a comfort blanket the first time your team has a bad weekend.

A little bit of Zen (63)

 

"Accept that some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue."

Roger C. Anderson

I'd really rather not be either!  But FPL certainly does give you that feeling of being constantly shat upon from on high.

This rueful quip crops up quite often across the Internet, without any definite attribution. If the commonly ascribed name is correct (far from certain; it might rather be 'anonymous'), I think the most likely suspect is this chap, an early 20th century English explorer, collector, and lifelong naval history buff, whose greatest distinction appears to have been holding the editorship of the historical journal, Mariner's Mirror. (Perhaps he's not that likely a candidate. But he's the only person I can find of that name who was any kind of a writer.)

Takin' it easy.....

These international breaks may seem irritating to some, interrupting what soon become cosy, familar routines in our FPL life. But we should rather be luxuriating in the rare joy of TIME OFF.

Here's one of my favourite-ever celebrations of goofing off, Louis Armstrong and Gary Crosby (a son of the great Bing, with a very similar vocal style) in a 1950s recording of the Johnny Mercer/Hoagy Carmichael song Lazy Bones.

What's DIFFERENT this year?

 Or..... The Rise of the Defenders!!

Yes, the most striking oddity of this season so far in FPL is the predominance of defenders at the top of the player rankings at the moment.

Apart from Haaland, way out in front, Joao Pedro is the only other forward just barely scraping into the Top 15, while the rest of that list is filled out at the lower end by 3 defensive midfielders and a couple of goalkeepers (which is also very odd). And we find 6 of the first 9 spots are filled by defenders, who've all managed to average 6 points per game or better.

Folks on the FPL forums are getting tempted to say that it must be down to the new 'defensive points' this season. But in fact, those high-performing defenders have mostly not done exceptionally well on this new metric (no better than a lot of others, anyway); clean sheets, bonus points, and attacking contributions are still what's really making the difference. Most of the top-ranked defenders are conspicuous for having scored a goal (or 2!) already.

[There's a similar thing going on with the defensive midfielders. People say 'defensive points' are what's elevating them to such unaccustomed heights. But they've all been scoring goals as well this year! Yes, we know there are a few, like Enzo Fernandez, Bruno Guimaraes, John McGinn, and Declan Rice, who like to get forward occasionally and do often pick up 4 or 5 goals or so over a season.... But this year, we have Ryan Gravenberch already having claimed a couple, Martin Zubimendi getting a brace in one game, and Moises Caicedo now having racked up 3 goals - a strike-rate a forward would be pretty happy with, so early in the season. These are players who are very infrequent goalscorers, not usually more than 1 or 2 per season. So, this certainly looks like a very weird statistical blip.

Aha - a few days later my man Adam Clery produced a short video on this. He thinks it's probably a deliberate policy to try to exploit the fact that central defensive midfield players are usually somewhat overlooked in marking systems and can thus sometimes push forward without anyone picking them up. That does seem very plausible; although you'd think that should be a relatively easy tactical problem to fix - and thus these goals from central midfielders should be only a transient phenomenon, as defences adapt to snuff it out.]

Is there any particular reason why we've seen so many defenders (20 of them!) scoring goals this season?

Well, I suspect that more and more teams are now following Arsenal's example, and prioritising set-piece plays to try to gain the advantage in tight games. (Heck, we've even seen the long overdue reappearance of the long throw!! welcome back - we've missed you!!)

However, an awful lot of these goals have come from open play. So, perhaps there is also an element of pushing defenders up into the attack more often, when sides are enjoying sustained possession in the final third. Pep seems to have kicked off a fashion for playing one or other (or occasionally even both) of the full-backs in an advanced role - but now supporting, or even joining the front-line in more central areas, rather than hugging the touchline and overlapping the wide attacker in the more traditional fashion.

But it is still very early in the season, so this goals-from-defenders 'trend' might not be significant at all - just a fleeting statistical aberration. We'll need another month or so at least before we can really start to form a clear opinion on this. And I suspect that over that time, the strength of this new phenomenon will at least diminish somewhat.

Also, it should be noted that this unusually strong performance from a lot of defenders is only so conspicuous because there have not so far been any big contributions from any other positions (only the inevitable Erling Haaland among the forwards, only Antoine Semenyo and Jaidon Anthony among the attacking midfielders). With DeBruyne, Son, and Luis Diaz transferring overseas this year, Bowen reclassified as a forward (and struggling in a disastrous West Ham team anyway), Salah marginalized in a Liverpool going through an awkward reinvention phase, Maddison ruled out for the season, Saka and Palmer also having injury problems early on (Marmoush and Cherki and Foden too), and Wirtz, Eze, Mbeumo and Cunha still finding their feet at their new clubs,.... the 'usual suspects' among the attacking midfielders have been ABSENT so far this season. But that will change - soon.

There has, so far, often been a good case for starting 4 - or occasionally, perhaps, even 5! - defenders. But that is a freakish circumstance. And that too will surely soon change.

The next 8 or 10 games, I'm fairly sure, will see The Return of the Midfielders!

Luck-o-Meter 25-26 - Gameweek 7

This had all the hallmarks of another pretty dire weekend for FPL, with Arsenal, City and Spurs having favourable-looking fixtures - the rest all being rather too closely matched to call easily, and quite likely to result in turgid stalemates. And so it largely turned out, with a raft of games that were almost unwatchably dull, and only the top-of-the-table clash at Chelsea really providing much excitement.

At least it appears as though PGMOL may have revised its guidelines on VAR, since we've mostly seen quick and painless restarts after goals this week, whereas last week there were delays of at least a minute or so every single time - even when there appeared to be no possible incident requiring a double-check. Let us hope that this is genuine progress, and not just an unrepresentative blip! But there is still so much more that needs to be fixed about this bloody system...

Friday night's game at Bournemouth gave us a remarkably uncontroversial start to the week. The home side powered through fairly comfortably against Fulham, despite conceding an early goal to a neat finish from Sessegnon. Antoine Semenyo's hot streak refuses to peter out (as, I confess, I have been expecting it to - as it always has in the past, after fewer games than this); this time he picked up an assist as well as a brace of goals. So, the 43% of FPL managers who don't yet own him are royally screwed this week! (However, Kluivert is finally back; and that is likely to cut into his returns substantially - particularly if he takes over the duties on penalties and free-kicks.) The other big 'news' for FPL was that Senesi, as well as disappointingly failing to keep an anticipated clean sheet, failed to earn 'defensive points' for the first time - being the last defender to lose a 100% record on this. (Some people had been fondly hoping that he and a few others were going to pick up the extra points almost every week; but it's always been fairly obvious that even the best performers under this new criterion would probably not manage a return much better than once in every two or three games across the season.)

Richarlison's omission from the starting eleven (presumably just being 'rested' after a tough Champions League game) was a blow to the 16.5% of FPL managers who own him. Even a slighly lacklustre Spurs were good enough to beat Leeds - although the home side had a lot of very good chances (more than 3x the visitors' xG!!), and Vicario had to make a sharp save from a Piroe volley right at the end to hang on to the points (although he had been slightly at fault on Okafor's equaliser). Tel's opener was a belter, but I don't take too much encouragement from Kudus's winner (although he was impressively busy in other dimensions of the game, his finishing still looks off) - a scudding effort that needed a decisive deflection from the unfortunate Struijk to beat Darlow in goal; while he had blazed wide from the game's best chance in the first half, and tamely wasted a free-kick in an excellent position in the second. Simons also had a difficult game (he's just not as effective in the central No. 10 area as he is out on the flank; and it seemed odd that he was preferred to Bergvall, given his recent form, unless there was a fitness issue with the Swedish youngster), and looked to be almost in tears of frustration when he was eventually withdrawn.

Saka didn't actually look that sharp on his full return for Arsenal, but was able to emphatically convert a penalty to underline the result (and had an earlier effort rightly ruled out for being clearly offside). Again, remarkably little refereeing incident in the game: there wasn't much doubt that Timber had been bundled over by Diouf on the 18-yard line, and only the briefest of checks was necessary to confirm that, even if the contact had started just outside, the bulk of it occurred inside the penaly area. West Ham looked rather more coherent in defence, but still couldn't muster a threat going forward. Disappointment this week for backers of Calafiori in the weekly debate over 'who is the best Arsenal defender (for FPL)?'; he cracked a fierce drive against the woodwork, while Timber picked up an assist for 'winning' the penalty and Gabriel was the only Arsenal player to earn 'defensive points' this week (and only just); it's curious that Saliba, the Sheep's darling over the last two seasons, isn't in this conversation at all at the moment! Arteta's joy at going top ahead of faltering Liverpool may be slightly undercut by the fact that both Odegaard and Rice had to come off with injuries.

A flailing Ruben Amorim continues to make multiple changes every week, even when there's no apparent need for them. Lammens was handed his debut in goal, although Bayindir had in fact produced an outstanding display last week; Mount was rushed back from injury to replace Cunha (a more combative option for pressing high up the pitch, presumably?) as one of the 'joint 10s', and Dalot was switched to the left side to accommodate the return of Amad Diallo to the right wing-back role. It might be argued that all of this tinkering 'worked', since United did produce one of their best - or least worst - performances, and ended up fairly comfortable winners against promoted Sunderland. But the visitors were surely at fault for being much too passive in the opening 25 minutes or so; as soon as they started getting on the front foot a bit more, they caused the home side a lot of problems. VAR was actually doing its job properly for once, as they directed a review of a penalty originally awarded against Sesko for appearing to kick Hume in the side of the head; it was actually very clear that there had been no contact (and I would have been very happy for VAR to be able to make a call like that on their own) - but the high boot should surely still have resulted in an indirect free-kick for 'dangerous play'?  Sesko was also at the centre of the week's great BPS mystery, somehow receiving the maximum 3 bonus points despite having done almost nothing in the game, apart from hooking in Dalot's long throw for the (ultimately irrelevant) second goal. I really feel at the moment that wins are not helpful to Manchester United overall: a loss to Sunderland here would surely have seen Amorim given his overdue marching orders; now they might be stuck with him for weeks or months longer; and I just don't see that working out well.

Chelsea's opener was a rocket from Caicedo, from well outside the box (the one-goal-a-season man is suddenly posting striker numbers??!!). Maresca got himself booked on the touchline for protesting the non-award of a penalty to Garnacho for a supposed 'push in the back' from Szoboszlai - but it was such a light and fleeting contact that there was nothing in the appeal at all; and the Chelsea manager should rather have been grateful that the Argentinian was not penalised for his exaggerated dive. He'll now face a touchline ban for the next game, after picking up a second yellow for over-celebrating Estevao's late winner. Apart from a promising spell early in the second half, when Wirtz briefly provided some new energy up-front, having been brought on at half-time while Szoboszlai was moved to right-back in place of Conor Bradley, Chelsea were well on top for most of the game, and actually seemed to gain renewed focus and energy from Gakpo nicking an equaliser against the run of play; their eventual win - with yet another deep in added-on time effort from the young Brazilian substitute - seemed well deserved. Garnacho, with an elegant curler in the first half, and Enzo, with a firm header in the second, had both hit the woodwork; and Mamardashvili made a pair of excellent saves in quick succession from Gittens and Estevao. Chelsea will be worried though, that both of their central defensive starters limped off in the second-half. And any FPL managers who still have Liverpool players should be discouraged not only by the side's flakey form but by Arne Slot's recurring penchant for making early substitutions. It might be a measure of what a comparatively disappointing match this was that apparently only Reece James reached the threshold for earning 'defensive points'. (If no-one was earning 'defensive points', no-one was creating much attacking threat!)

Aston Villa are finally starting to look a bit more lively, with Morgan Rogers in particular becoming more dangerous again. Ollie Watkins, alas, continued to be strangely anonymous, but Donyell Malen, joining him in the middle in an attacking pair, looks like he could be a revelation. Burnley, though, were again well in the game for the most part, and will be ruing their couple of defensive mistakes. Two refereeing question-marks in this one: Rogers felt he should have had a penalty, but I feel VAR was correct in viewing it as a trivial tug on the shirt that set Rogers play-acting. There was much more of a case with the late shout for a sending-off against Zian Flemming for thowing an elbow in the face of Emi Buendia; apparently, that was considered 'accidental' - but it didn't look that way to me.

Postecoglou's Nottingham Forest again failed to produce any sort of attacking threat, and Newcastle at home, even a little below par, dominated so comfortably, they really should have won by more than 2 goals. The only mild controversy was whether Bruno Guimaraes's slight shove on Gibbs-White as they ran into each should have invalidated his stunning first goal 10 seconds later; in one sense, possibly a 50/50 sort of call - and yet one that no-one is ever going to give.

Everton v Palace looked for a long time like it was going to be a game where two mediocre attacks would be cancelled out by two top defences. Although, Palace looked like the home side for most of the match, dominating easily, but failing to establish a decisive lead - thanks to some wasteful finishing from Sarr and Mateta, and a few smart saves from Pickford. Everton came back strongly at the end, but didn't really deserve (yet another!) late, late winner. At least no refereeing cock-ups in this one....

Wolves looked plenty good enough to have gained their first win against a rather lacklustre Brighton: Jhon Arias blazed over from the best chance of the game, after being set up by Hugo Bueno on the left, and Jorgen Strand Larsen cracked a drive against the foot of the near post late on. Bart Verbruggen is surely the unluckiest player of the weekend, initially making an excellent fingertip save to Munetsi's scorching volley, but having the ball rebound off the underside of the crossbar and then immediately bounce into the net off the back of his head as an 'own-goal'. As with Burnley, a late defensive lapse at a corner cost the home side the points.

Brentford did well to hang on in the game and keep it to a narrow loss, after allowing Haaland to bulldoze his way through the middle of their defence for an opener after only 8 minutes. They should really have had an equaliser when Thiago broke in behind on his own, but crucially miscontrolled the ball just as he approached the edge of the box and was rushed into a shooting effort that Donnarumma blocked fairly easily. They nearly nicked another shortly afterwards, when Donnarumma failed to notice Schade closing him down and blasted the ball straight at him - but the rebound luckily deflected wide of the goal (that probably counted as a 'save' for Donnarumma, though he knew absolutely nothing about it!). The major news in the game, though, was that Rodri - who had survived an hour or so in the Champions League in midweek with no apparent ill effects - broke down again here after just 20 minutes.

In a mostly rather drab and unexciting gameweek, there have been scarcely any major refereeing decisions to query. So, on the officiating, we were actually getting pretty close to our first ever ZERO (if only this weren't such a rarity!); but a fair number of injuries, omissions, stunning goals and efforts crashed against the woodwork still up the 'LUCK' factor somewhat. It's telling that while the 'Team of the Week' has a fairly high proportion of widely owned players this week, there are still some curveballs like Lammens, Van Hecke, Guimaraes, Malen, and Sesko in there! So, I think we're looking at a 2 out of 10 on the 'Luck-o-Meter'.

Dilemmas of the Week - Gameweek 7 (25/26)

It looks as though - touch wood - nobody (except Liverpool) suffered too badly in this week's European games, so there is fairly little new news on the injury front this week.

I'm trying to streamline these weekly round-ups a bit from last year, restricting myself for the most part to just the injuries etc. affecting players that are likely to have a major significance in FPL; and also, of course, only to new injuries - I figure everyone should be aware of players who've already been ruled out for some time!  

[For some years, I have found the 'Injuries & Bans' summary on Fantasy Football Scout the most reliable resource for this kind of information; although this site, Premier League Injuries, is a very good alternative (often a little quicker to update, I think - though it did go through a bit of a glitchy period for a while last year).  Go check these out for more comprehensive coverage. 

I see the Fantasy Premier League site has added an improved 'Player Availability' page this year (though hidden under 'The Scout' tab?!). That also seems to be reasonably comprehensive and up-to-date, but god knows how it's supposed to be 'organised' - maybe by 'date of injury'? Obviously, arranging it by club and alphabetical order would be more sensible; but the denizens of FPL Towers seem to have a deep aversion to the sensible.]

So, what are the conundrums we face ahead of Gameweek 7 of the season?

Does anybody need to be moved out because of injury?

Tyrone Mings came off with an ankle injury last weekend and is likely to be out for at least a few weeks. Emi Martinez has also reportedly suffered a muscle injury this week. More woe for Villa!

Kaoru Mitoma is reportedly struggling with a knock of some kind - although that might be one of those 'tactical' phantom injuries to get him excused from international duty with Japan next week. Joel Veltman is going to be out for a couple of weeks with a calf strain.

Chelsea midfield stopper Andrey Santos has picked up a knock; although Romeo Lavia may be ready to step in alongside Caicedo as a second pivot again. (Or, indeed, they sometimes play Reece James effectively in that role - making room for Malo Gusto to come in at right-back.)

Raul Jimenez is a doubt after having to come off against Villa last week with a hip problem. Since his alternate Rodrigo Muniz has a hamstring strain which may keep him sidelined for some weeks, that's looking like quite a challenge for Fulham. Maybe they'll play Harry Wilson or Alex Iwobi as a 'false 9'? Full-back Kenny Tete suffered a knee injury in training just before last week's game: not too serious, but going to keep him out until after the forthcoming international break at least. This might provide room for Antonee Robinson, rehabilitated after his knee surgery at the end of last season, with Castagne or Sessegnon switching to the right side.

The big news of the week is that Alisson and Hugo Ekitike both had to come off with muscle injuries in Tuesday night's Champions League game at Galatasary. Ekitike maintained his problem was "only cramp", but Alisson looks set to miss at least a few weeks - giving an opportunity to new back-up Giorgi Mamardashvili.

Tino Livramento's knee injury is not as bad as first feared when he had to be stretchered off against Arsenal last week after landing awkwardly, but he is expected to be out for around 2 months. Kieran Trippier will presumably deputise (until he gets injured again....).

Murillo came off after an hour in Forest's European game last night (having only just returned from a two-week absence), and looks likely to have to make way for Morato again this weekend against Newcastle.

Dominic Solanke has just had surgery on his troublesome ankle, and so is now likely to be missing for another couple of months or so at least. Wolves's Matt Doherty has apparently also just had a surgery on a wrist problem, so will be out for a few weeks at least.

Do we have any players who are dropped, or not looking likely to get the starts we hoped for?

Trevoh Chalobah serves a one-match ban for getting sent off for a 'denial of a goalscoring opportunity' offence last week.

Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall is also suspended for this week, having - remarkably - picked up 5 yellow cards already.

And Tomas Soucek is serving the last game of his three-match ban for 'serious foul play' against Spurs.

Did anyone give other cause to consider dropping them?

It's really becoming difficult to keep the faith with any Manchester United players - even Bryan Mbeumo or Bruno Fernandes - when Ruben Amorim is in such a painful death-spiral. I'm hoping a home defeat to Sunderland this weekend will prompt his immediate sacking, so that a recovery of sorts can begin at Old Trafford.

Did anyone play so well, you have to consider bringing them in immediately?

Ismaila Sarr and Jean-Philippe Mateta - and, of course, the whole of the Palace defence - are starting to look promising again. But no-one really stood out last week, in a mostly very drab round of games.

BEST OF LUCK, EVERYONE!

A little bit of Zen (62)

 

“Happiness is your current situation - minus expectations.”

Jimmy Carr

The wilfully provocative Anglo-Irish comedian often reveals a philosophical bent in his more serious moments. This is a sentiment worthy of Epictetus (who is, to be honest, a rather greater influence on my personal outlook than Zen Buddhism or Taoism).