Luck-o-Meter 25-26 - Gameweek 36

Despite the added stress of the semi-finals of the European compeitions this week, there haven't been many new injury concerns. [I would probably have been ruing the sudden exclusion of Noah Okafor and Alex Jimenez, but they weren't all that widely owned by the FPL masses....]

These weekly 'summaries' have been getting a bit too involved - and excessively time-consuming for me! - so I've been aiming to keep them briefer recently. I made just about zero progress on that resolution for the first few weeks, but.... now I've hit upon a new 'format', which might help: a tabulation of the major types of 'lucky' incidents. 

I will try to resist any extended commentary (although I probably will still indulge in a few diatribes about any particularly egregious penalty or handball incidents).

Red cards awarded: 

Red cards not awarded:  Matheus Nunes was slightly fortunate not to be penalised for the cheeky little shove in the back that sent Kevin Schade sprawling on the edge of the box - not quite a penalty, but a 'denial of a goalscoring opportunity', since he'd broken clean through. There wasn't much contact, but it clearly threw the player off-balance and brought him down.

It is baffling that Sunderland's Ecuadorian midfielder Nilson Angulo escaped a sending-off. He made a deliberate motion with his elbow towards Bruno Fernandes's face as he ran past him, and although - mercifully - the actual contact was fairly slight, the premeditatedness of it made it a clearcut instance 'violent conduct'. VAR's opinion that it wasn't 'violent enough' was utterly daft.

Penalties awarded: 

Penalties not awarded:  Joao Pedro was very unlucky not to receive a penalty when Frimpong's clumsy challenge clearly brought him down in the box. Presumably it was deemed an 'accidental coming-together' - but we see that kind of clash interpreted as a penalty foul at least 9 times out of every 10. The Brazilian sprang straight back to his feet, seeing an opportunity to continue the attack; unfortunately, it is probably this 'honesty' in his play that led to the penalty decision not being given. (Well, that and the fact that Chelsea are now hardly ever given penalties, this season or last.)

There was another big shout against Matheus Nunes in the second-half when Schade again appeared to have gone down in the box after a little push. TV pictures didn't show any clear contact from the defender, and the German winger might have just tripped over his own feet. But it was one of those where, if the referee had initially given the penalty, VAR would not have found grounds to suggest a possible error.

Tight/dubious offsides: The call against Marc Cucurella breaking down the left early in the second-half at Anfield looked correct, but pretty tight - and it was unfortunate for Cole Palmer, who could have done with the confidence-boost of an open-play goal (10 weeks and counting....).

Goals wrongly allowed/disallowed: 

Surprise omissions/early substitutions/injuries: Florian Wirtz was a last-minute absentee for Liverpool on Saturday, because of a stomach bug; that gave the popular youngster Rio Ngumoha a rare start (and led to more vilification for Arne Slot when he subbed him off after little more than an hour, when he looked the best player on the park - although he was apparently starting to suffer from cramp). Casemiro was a late drop-out for United, having apparently picked up a training-ground knock; Mount deputised for him, and Joshua Zirkzee got a surprise start up-front because Sesko had still not recovered from a heavy whack on the shin he suffered last week. The recently superb Khusanov was a surprise omission for City, supposedly another victim of a previously unannounced knock in training late in the week; Nico Gonzalez was surprisingly dropped in favour of Tijjani Reijnders. Dango Ouattara was also a somewhat unexpected omission for City's opponents, Brentford. And Pep incurred the wrath and dismay of FPL enthusiasts yet again by substituting Cherki (the most transffered-in player this week - always a curse!) and Reijnders seconds shy of the hour mark.

Near misses:  Szoboszlai crashed a shot against the foot of the near-post, and Van Dijk saw a powerful header thud off the top of the crossbar (he claimed to have been impeded by a shirt tug, but there was no clear view of that on the TV pictures). Junior Kroupi smashed an effort against the crossbar in the first-half at Craven Cottage, and in the dying minutes Josh King saw his powerful shot bounce down off the underside of the bar but not quite cross the line. Yerson Mosquera nearly salvaged some pride for Wolves when his header skimmed the top of the bar (that would have pulled them back to 2-1 - although they never really looked like they had a chance of getting into the game).

Big misses/big saves: 

Outstanding goals: Ryan Gravenberch started the weekend with a 'Doku special' (his first goal in four-and-a-half months). Rayan claimed the points for Bournemouth by pinging one into the bottom corner from nearly 25 yards out. And Jeremy Doku himself got the crucial breakthrough goal against Brentford with a right-foot curler that was uncannily near-identical to his last-gasp points-saver against Everton on Monday night.

Outstanding performances: 

Big mistakes: 

Bad luck/good luck: Enzo Fernandez's free-kick was clearly intended as a low cross, but deceived everyone and sneaked into the far bottom corner of the goal. Wesley Fofana had a whiff at the ball as it passed him, and came so close to helping it on its way that he probably could have claimed the goal if he'd insisted that he thought he made contact - but he unselfishly admitted that he didn't.

FPL weirdness:  Antoine Semenyo was very unlucky not to be awarded an assist for Haaland's goal; the ball ricocheted off a couple of other players on its way through to the centre-forward, but this season we've usually seen such non-conclusive interventions disregarded. The thinking may have been that, in addition to the mutlple deflections, Haaland himself had muffed his initial effort and had to improvise a second attempt to bundle the goal messily across the line - and perhaps this was a 'new phase of play'. But we don't usually see players regarded as 'assisting' themselves, and here the chance was clearly created by Semenyo's surge to the byline

Unexpected results:  Liverpool again looked fairly dreadful, and were lucky to hang on to even a point at home. Fulham were dominating a slightly out-of-sorts Bournemouth, even before Ryan Christie's sending-off, and would have won comfortably, with some more incisive finishing. A very sub-par Manchester United were lucky to hang on to a point against a perky Sunderland - although the home side should have been reduced to 10 men in the closing minutes.

The FPL 'Team of the Week', is - yet again - fairly light on the most popular selections: only the inevitable Haaland and Doku, and Tarkowski and Anderson might be considered among the week's 'expected' leading performers (so far). 

At least the global average is a moderately healthy 49 points this time, with two games still to play. With a few unexpected absences from key players, 1 or 2 red cards missed (Angulo's foul on Fernandes a really blatant and unarguable instance), 1 or 2 missed penalty awards, much battering of the woodwork, and the last-minute VAR drama at West Ham, this week is looking like at least a 7 out of 10 on the 'Luck-o-Meter'.

Dilemmas of the Week - GW 36 (25/26)

Yes, I'm finally back - after a TWO-WEEK hiatus caused by a computer meltdown...

And not too many new injuries this week, it seems, so...., hopefully, this can be a brief one.

I am trying to streamline these weekly round-ups a bit from last year, restricting myself for the most part to just the injuries etc. affecting players that are likely to have a major significance in FPL; and also, of course, only to new injuries - I figure everyone should be aware of players who've already been ruled out for some time!  

[For some years, I have found the 'Injuries & Bans' summary on Fantasy Football Scout the most reliable resource for this kind of information; although this site, Premier League Injuries, is a very good alternative (often a little quicker to update, I think - though it did go through a bit of a glitchy period for a while last year).  Go check these out for more comprehensive coverage. 

I see the Fantasy Premier League site has added an improved 'Player Availability' page this year (though hidden under 'The Scout' tab?!). That also seems to be reasonably comprehensive and up-to-date, but god knows how it's supposed to be 'organised' - maybe by 'date of injury'? Obviously, arranging it by club and alphabetical order would be more sensible; but the denizens of FPL Towers seem to have a deep aversion to the sensible.]

I've recently discovered this additional resource, the weekly Predicted Lineups from Fantasy Football Edits. My longtime standby for this sort of news, Fantasy Footall Scout, does usually provide some explanatory commentary on its predictions, even including reminders of the key injury concerns, and sometimes also some discussion of possible alternate selections; so, if you like a bit more detail with your 'probable lineups' for the week, that could still be the preferable roundup to look at. But because FPL Edits is so stripped-down, it's rather more straightforwardly accessible, easier to scan through quickly; and I think it's also perhaps a tad more reliable with its expected formations and lineups, and a little quicker to update.

So, what are the conundrums we face ahead of Gameweek 36?

Does anybody need to be moved out because of injury?

Ollie Watkins suffered a nasty gash on the head in Villa's Europa League win over Forest, but was not considered 'concussed' and was able to complete the whole game - so, it seems likely he'll be able to play again against Burnley on Sunday.

Mats Wieffer is a doubtful starter after he had to come off early on against Newcastle last week with an ankle injury.

Alejandro Garnacho and Pedro Neto missed last week's game against Forest with training knocks, and remain unlikely to be able to start this week. Goalkeeper Robert Sanchez suffered a head injury in that Forest game, and has been ruled out of this weekend's match at Anfield.

Oliver Glasner has highlighted Adam Wharton, Yeremy Pino, Ismaila Sarr, Tyrick Mitchell, and Jean-Philippe Mateta as players who are struggling with knocks and/or fatigue after their Conference League semi-final win on Thursday - so, none of those seem to be options for the Double Gameweek, as almost certain to get short minutes, or perhaps sit out one of the two fixtures entirely.

Leeds's Noah Okafor, a recent FPL phenomenon with 3 double-digit hauls in the last 4 games and an ownership that had surged to nearly 350,000, has pulled a calf-muscle and will struggle to be available again for the last game of the season.

Alexander Isak missed last week's game against Manchester United with a minor groin strain, but has returned to training, so might play some part against Chelsea.

Benjamin Sesko had to come off against United last week after taking a heavy blow to the shin; there appears to be no further word on whether that's gong to keep him out of action for a while.

Newcastle's Lewis Miley cracked a fibula in training this week, and will be out for the rest of the season.

Morgan Gibbs-White may also be a doubt to appear against Newcastle, after suffering a massive gash on the forehead in the Europa League tie against Villa on Thursday night. As with Ollie Watkins's injury, though, it is not deemed to have caused any concussion, so he should probably be OK to play this weekend with a heavy bandage.

Jose Sa missed last week's game with an ankle problem, though Rob Edwards is hopeful he might be fit again this week. If not, Dan Bentley should deputise again.

Do we have any players who are dropped, or not looking likely to get the starts we hoped for?

Sunderland's Dan Ballard misses the rest of the season for tugging the hair of Tolu Arukodare last week, a 'violent conduct' offence (Sundlerland's appeal that the tug was 'accidental' was quickly rejected).

Did anyone give other cause to consider dropping them?

The big news of the week is that Bournemouth full-back Alex Jimenez was suspended by the club this Friday upon news that the police are investigating allegations that he had been flirting online with a 16-year-old girl. (I don't think that's actually illegal...? But there may be an issue that she was still only 15 when he began these conversations.) Even if he's ultimately exonerated, he's likely to miss the rest of this season and a good chunk of next. (Although he's returned 3 hauls in the last 9 games, he is - strangely - only owned by about 30,000 managers in FPL; so, this news won't have that much of an impact.)

Did anyone play so well, you have to consider bringing them in immediately?

Well, I haven't been able to watch very much football over the past few weeks, so I have limited insight into this, but...  

Rayan Cherki and Jeremy Doku have been absolutely superb of late; but surely should have made their way into people's FPL squads already! However, if they haven't, this week's Double Gameweek for City, with matches against Brentford and Palace (not the easiest, especially when they're so deperately playing catch-up in the title race), may prompt a lot of people to consider bringing them in now. They really ought to be the week's top captaincy picks; indeed, there's a case for dropping the recently points-shy Semenyo, and perhaps even Haaland to make room for the pair of them.

West Ham have been starting to look very impressive since the start of March (well, apart from last week's drubbing by Brentford...), with Castellanos and Mavropanos, in particular, and the perennially solid Jarrod Bowen looking very tempting picks - especially for anyone wishing for an upset for Arsenal this weekend to keep the title race alive. People getting excited over the spectacular return of Bukayo Saka against Fulham last week are, I think, dangerously overlooking the fact that he was withdrawn at the end of the first-half (and got similarly short minutes in the Champions League semis against Atletico). Given that Arsenal should be able to win their last three league games with a youth team, and that they've got by without Saka for a third of this season, I imagine it's quite likely he'll continue to be wrapped in cotton-wool (i.e., very short minutes) until the big PSG game in Budapest.

Crystal Palace, of course, also have a Double Gameweek this week; but Everton and City are daunting opponents; and their final two games of the season, against Brentford and Arsenal, possibly even worse. As I noted above in the injury round-up, they have a lot of tiredness and injury issues which are likely to lead to heavy rotations for their most important players. And, with nothing to play for in the league any more, keeping those players in good shape for the Europa Conference League Final at the end of the season is surely going to be the top priority.  So, I definitely can't see it being worth using transfers to bring in any additional Palace players, just for the possibility of them playing a second fixture. Indeed, I might even be inclined to offload a Palace player I already had - this DGW is really not likely to be worth much, if anything, for them.

BEST OF LUCK, EVERYONE!

Home, sweet 'home'...

 

After a month or so on the road, I have arrived back in Cambodia (Siem Reap, for now).

I have spent most of the last quarter-century in East Asia, and nearly a dozen years now in South-East Asia. For the last six years I have been mainly based in the Lao P.D.R., which has many points of appeal; and I've spent a fair bit of time in Vietnam and Thailand, for which I also have a considerable fondness. But somehow,... Cambodia chimes with me that bit more than any of its neighbours. Arriving back here after a spell away - even stepping off a bus or a plane into the noise and stink and tumult of Phnom Penh - always feels strangely reassuring, comforting to me,... like a big warm hug for the soul.

And so it does again. I've been having a bit of a stressful time over the past year or two; and especially in the last few months. But now, back in Cambodia, everything suddenly feels all right again. (It isn't. But it feels like it, for now - and I'll take that.)

A beer so good they named the country after it...

The beer's pretty good too.

And.... WE'RE BACK!

 

My laptop suddenly died on me. Very suddenly - no warning signs of any distress in its operations: working just fine in the afternoon, then utterly unresponsive in the evening. 

The worst possible timing too! I'd just started a period of travelling in southern Lao: an area I'm not so familiar with, and where I'd be shifting locations frequently, with little opportunity to look around for possible assistance with computer ailments; small towns, with not much English spoken, and not much prospect of there being any decent computer shops anyway. The day before the catastrophe, I'd still been in the capital, Vientiane, which I know my way around very well, and where it should have been relatively straightforward to get a repair done - and/or buy a new laptop. (I almost invariably have a second as a back-up, but I'd just sold my older one, and hadn't yet had time to think about getting a replacement. It is particularly vexing that the defunct one is less than a year old, and has hardly been used. With careful management, I am usually able to squeeze at least 7 or 8 years of useful life out of these babies; I've never had one quit on me like this after such a short time.)

Hence, I have been cut off from my blog here for nearly three weeks. My weekly 'Zen' bons mots are mostly prepared some weeks or even months ahead, and a few other shorter posts are also sometimes 'pre-baked'', but most of my content here is written 'live', in the moment, day by day - and there's been none of that since mid-April. I've missed TWO whole Gameweeks! Sorry.

While losing touch with the title race at such a crucial juncture has been vexing (no TV available to me either in these parts; although I did rather fortuitously catch a full re-run of the epic Everton v City game when I arrived in Siem Reap the other day), the enforced digital detox has been rather refreshing.

Alas, this externally imposed virtue of Internet abstinence seems to have been compensated for by a notable lapse in virtue in other areas of my life. (I blame the weather too: the rains have been late to arrive this year, and the whole region has been sweltering under a 40+ Celsius heatwave for the past several weeks - that does rather militate against trying to do anything very active...)  I have spent a fortnight mostly just sat on terraces overlooking the Mekong, steadily slinging back cold beers and Long Island Iced Teas....

A terrace overlooking the Mekong

Putting my feet up

A prize for anyone who can identify my exact location in these snaps!

 

Now, that idyll of rustic simplicity - a blissful recreation of a pre-industrial, pre-Internet life - is over, and I must return to my habitual grind. I suppose I'll start enjoying it again before long. But at the moment, I am still missing having all day to read a book....

A little bit of Zen (93)

 

“Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”

Elbert Hubbard

I had never heard of Hubbard until quite recently, but he seems to have been a fascinating chap, quite the Renaissance Man in the America of the late 1800s: he made a successful career in sales & marketing for a soap company in his early life, but then reacted against the industrialisation and consumerism of the modern world to become a maverick journalist, philosopher, anarcho-socialist agitator, and pioneer of the Arts & Crafts Movement. He and his second wife perished in the sinking of the Lusitania in 1915.

Luck-o-Meter 25-26 - Gameweek 34/35

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Well, darn it - I was without Internet access (dead laptop, and travelling in some out-of-the-way places where the connectivity might often have been very crappy anyway...) or TV for a couple of weeks or so, and struggled to catch up with the football action I'd missed (mostly brief highlights on Youtube only, rather than any full games or analysis shows) even when I was restored to the delights of 'civilization'.

So, alas, I have missed to cover the EPL eccentricities of Gameweeks 34 and 35 in this 'Luck-o-Meter' series. Galling it is - but these things happen.

A little bit of Zen (92)

 

“We must learn to accept the impermanence of all things, and find peace in the midst of change.”

Kosho Uchiyama

A little bit of Zen (91)

 

"When you find someone else's intelligence offensive, in fact it's your own stupidity that's upsetting you; you're just looking for external targets to vent your frustration and self-loathing against."

GW

I wish commenters in the social-media-sphere were more aware of this. It is dispiriting how many of them will get all snarky and grumpy at people for having the effrontery to use complete sentences or 'big words'...

Luck-o-Meter 25-26 - Gameweek 33

Few new big injury concerns this week, at least, but the recent hugely long interruption of the Premier League programme is still causing massive uncertainty about form and results. This really doesn't feel like a great week to be hazarding big chips in - but, with the season now so far advanced, we really don't have much choice. Almost everyone is gambling on their Bench Boost this week (or their Triple Captain, or, for a few with somewhat eccentric - um, probably 'bad' - squad selections, even their Free Hit).

These weekly 'summaries' have been getting a bit too involved - and excessively time-consuming for me! - so I've been aiming to keep them briefer recently. I made just about zero progress on that resolution for the first few weeks, but.... now I've hit upon a new 'format', which might help: a tabulation of the major types of 'lucky' incidents. 

I will try to resist any extended commentary (although I probably will still indulge in a few diatribes about any particularly egregious penalty or handball incidents).

Well, at least that was probably the best Sunday we've seen this season. And well up there with the best we've seen in several years....

Red cards awarded: 

Red cards not awarded: Gabriel clearly made a vigorous motion of his head towards Haaland in their second-half contretemps. Yes, a little bit of a 'handbags-at-dawn' incident, no, not really a 'headbutt', but.... it clearly strayed over that line you're not supposed to cross: he should have been sent off for it. (And really, he might well have picked up two yellows over the game anyway for the incessant ripping-the-shirt-off-his-back wrestling he was resorting to with his Viking nemesis.)

Curtis Jones's shove on Dewsbury-Hall looked like a penalty - but he just got away with it because it was a shoulder-to-shoulder kind of contact (though with undue force, and with no chance of reaching the ball...).

Penalties awarded: The late penalty award for Dominic Calvert-Lewin looked very, very soft.

Penalties not awarded: Cole Palmer was barged to the ground by Luke Shaw early on, but Michael Oliver and the VAR team were strangely unimpressed. Chelsea might have had another in the second-half when Casemiro's clumsy, over-extended follow-through caught Cucurella on the instep, just inside the penalty area - playing the ball is not an absolute defence, when you then kick an opponent so unnecessarily. (Chelsea, somehow, just cannot win any penalties??!!)

Gabriel clearly did move his arm deliberately towards a crossed ball early in the first-half at The Etihad - incontrovertible penalty: bizarre that it wasn't at least given a close look-over by VAR. Perhaps they'll say that his arm was 'next to his body'; yes, it was, but that's an argument that's only relevant when the ball is fired at you with little chance to respond; here, he did have a chance to respond - and he responded by leaning towards the ball, and deflecting it with his arm. (And it clearly would have gone in, but for this intervention, because it still hit the inside of the post.)

Tight/dubious offsides: Adam Armstrong produced a neat chipped finish to a breakaway against Leeds, but the SAOT showed him very narrowly offside as he ran through; probably a 'correct' decision, but a very rough one for Wolves. (And one that was hugely consequential for FPL, with so many people now having Darlow and/or one or two Leeds defenders for this Double Gameweek.)

Will Osula was very narrowly 'offside' for the Newcastle's equaliser; but VAR correctly spotted that the ball had been played to him by Evanilson's tackle, rather than a through-ball from Guimaraes.

A great opening goal from Ndiaye against Liverpool was ruled out for a very close offside call against his assister, Jake O'Brien - another one of those where the SAOT picture was still very close, but didn't accord at all to the naked-eye impression that he'd been nowhere near off.

Goals wrongly allowed/disallowed: Haaland did have hold of a big handful of Gabriel's shirt as he scored the winner. It was only briefly, probably not consequential, and the Arsenal defender had been holding his shirt just before that (and for a large percentage of the game), so.... it really wouldn't have seemed fair for the goal to be disallowed for that. But technically it is against the rules, we've seen a lot of goals chalked off for this kind of offence,... and surely VAR should at least have had a look, and told us why it was 'OK'.

Surprise omissions/early substitutions/injuries: Alex Iwobi was withdrawn at half-time. after after apparently developing a hamstring problem. Diego Gomez had to come off in the 20th minute after jarring his knee; at least this allowed Kaoru Mitoma - a rather surprising omission from the start - to get a decent outing. Bissouma, Kolo Muani, and Betancur were all withdrawn by De Zerbi well short of the hour. Jose Sa had a back-muscle problem, so back-up Dan Bentley was a surprise starter in goal for Wolves. Anthony Gordon was a surprise absentee for Newcastle, supposedly the victim of a late training injury. Lewis Hall, who had been struggling in the game, was withdrawn at half-time. Joao Pedro was a surprise late omission for Chelsea, complaining of a sore thigh-muscle (a sorry blow for the slightly over 50% of FPL managers who own him in this gameweek; although Chelsea have been so ineffectual lately, you wonder if he would have contributed any decent points anyway, even across two fixtures). Estevao, after a lively start, had to come off after just 15 minutes, after feeling a problem in his hamstring.

Arteta dropped Gyokeres for Havertz and White for Mosquera - but it didn't do him much good.

Slot dropped Kerkez, Frimpong, and Macallister for the derby game at Everton.

Near misses:  Igor Thiago, despite being held down by Fulham defender, managed to bang a header against the outside of the post. 

Much fancied Danny Welbeck (my best mate is - bizarrely - chancing the Triple Captaincy on him!) appeared to have hit the ball against the post from only a yard out; even more strangely, the linesman then flagged for an offside - even though no Brighton player had been within two yards of being offside at any point in the move! An insanely terrible decision!! Of course, it wouldn't have mattered if a goal had been scored, as VAR should have been easily able to overrule the insanity; but it presumably would have stopped Welbeck from being penalised for a miss under the BPS...  All these small officiating cock-ups can have some FPL consequence.... (To be fair to Danny, it was actually a last-ditch clearance from Van de Ven that cannoned off the post in that incident. So, he will presumably have been denied BPS and 'defcon' credit for that, because of the errant offside flag.) Later, Welbeck stole in behind from a Pascal Gross freekick, but headed tamely straight at the keeper. Just before half-time, Xavi Simons passed the ball against the inside of the far post; if that had gone in, to put the home side 2-0 up, Spurs might have hung on for the win they so desperately needed.

A neat first-half curler from Estevao shaved the outside of the post. Enzo Fernandez also fizzed an effort narrowly wide. Late on, Moises Caicedo mashed a 25-yard drive only an inch or so wide!

Ebere Eze's crisp left-foot shot from 20 yards slamming against the inside of the foot of the post and fizzing across the goal-line will no doubt haunt Arsenal fans for years. It was a fantastic effort; and, if it had gone in, to give the visitors a 2-1 lead,.... probably they would have gone on to win the match and the league title. Not many people are betting on them to pull that off now. Haaland slapped one against the top of the near-post before Eze's scare. And then there was that Arsenal break where Havertz was in alone on Donnarumma but couldn't get past him. We also saw a Gabriel header deflect off Nico O'Reilly's back against the post... And then, late on, Havertz headed just over the bar from a lovely Trossard cross (although I think Donnarumma had it covered). Such a ding-dong of a game! (And, credit where it's due, I had been afraid that the Gunners would just dig in for a draw; but they did go after this game. They were still looking well out-of-sorts in 'competitive edge', though; it seemed that every time City got tackled or misplaced a pass, they were able to win the ball back within seconds....)

Onana had a header hit the middle of the crossbar against Sunderland.

Big misses/big saves: Mikkel Damsgaard stole in behind unmarked against Fulham, but couldn't find the target with his hooked volley. Bernd Leno made a great reaction save from a Dango Ouattara snap-shot in the final minute.

Emi Martinez presumably got credit for his 'big save' in the one-on-one with Diarra - but the Sunderland man had looked miles offside when he began the break, and a flag was never raised?

Dean Henderson had a few uncharacterstically flappy moments on Monday night; but he did pull off one excellent reaction save from a Mavropanos header. And early on, Brennan Johnson had headed over the top when he had the whole goal to aim at.

Outstanding goals: Kaoru Mitoma's exquisite left-foot volley at the far post may well come to be seen as the goal that sent Spurs down (OK, Georginho Rutter's stunning strike in the dying seconds was actually decisive of the result here; but it felt like pyschologically Spurs were always on the back-foot, having conceded the lead to such an astonishing goal just before half-time). Xavi Simons's curler from the edge of the box was pretty special too - but perhaps Spurs's celebrations of that goal were excessive, premature, as they still couldn't hang on for the win. And James Justin's bicycle-kick against Wolves was probably the most improbable goal/goalscorer of this - or any - week! But perhaps Rayan Cherki's impetuous dribble through the Arsenal defence will be remembered as the most significant goal of the season, because it was the one that unseated Arsenal's title dreams (at least for a while).

Outstanding performances: 

Big mistakes: There will be few huger mistakes all season than Donnarumma's gifting Arsenal an equaliser within seconds of Cherki having secured the crucial advantage in the potentially 'title-deciding' match. His first touch was heavy, and even then he didn't appreciate how closely Havertz was pressing him and was slow to get rid of the ball,.... and even then, he was a bit unlucky that his attempted clearance pinged off the German's lunging toe and went just inside the far post. One might really lay the blame here on a bad back-pass from Matheus Nunes, or on Pep for insisting on this playing out from the back even with a keeper who's not very good at it. As it turned out, this blunder was ultimately not all that consequential (apart from all those lost 'clean sheet' points in FPL!!), since Arsenal never really looked in this game even when they had so fortuitously drawn level again.

Bad luck/good luck: 

FPL weirdness: Bruno Fernandes, for once, missed out on bonus points - in fact, didn't come anywhere near getting any - despite providing the assist for the only goal of the game. Something going wrong around here....

Unexpected results: Brentford were well on top against Fulham, but just couldn't put any of their chances away. A much-improved Spurs may feel a little hard done-by that they didn't manage to take all 3 points off Brighton. Chelsea largely dominated against Manchester United, but couldn't take any points from the game. And, yeah, nobody expected Villa v Sunderland to be a 4-3 (and, frankly, Villa didn't really deserve to win it). Liverpool weren't really the better side in the Merseyside derby, but somehow nicked the win. Great hattrick from Morgan Gibbs-White, but... that result flattered Forest.

The FPL 'Team of the Week', which, this season, has rarely included many of the most popular FPL picks,... after Saturday had absolutely none. And it didn't get much better on Sunday (Cherki, Salah, Gibbs-White, Watkins??).

The global average rose from a pitiful 15 points on Saturday (allegedly; that barely seems credible) to a still fairly dismal 39 points by Monday, after the 10 games of the basic gameweek (and that's with a lot of Bench Boosts in play: over 835,000, according to LiveFPL). Not too many outrageously bad decisions so far - well, except that Chelsea should probably have had at least 1, possibly 2 penalties; City too, and maybe Everton. And there have been a fair few line-up surprises, desperately near misses, and slightly surprising results; so, this one is probably looking set to be at least a 5 out of 10 on the 'Luck-o-Meter'. (And there's still a long way to go, with three extra matches in the Gameweek.)

Dilemmas of the Week - GW 33 (25/26)

A couple of major injuries this week (unfortunate for the players and their clubs, anyway, though probably not hugely consequential for FPL), but overall we seem to have been spared too much further disruption on that front. So,... it could be quite a brief review of the availability picture this week.

Of course, with GW33 being the biggest Double Gameweek of the season, many people are targeting their Bench Boost for this week (or some, alternatively, their Triple Captain, or even their Free Hit), while a large number deployed their 2nd Wildcard last week to 'set up' optimally for this set of fixtures. So, there's a lot at stake this week (not just for City and Arsenal!), and we're likely to see the global average significantly inflated by the number of chips in play, as well as by the exra fixtures.

I am trying to streamline these weekly round-ups a bit from last year, restricting myself for the most part to just the injuries etc. affecting players that are likely to have a major significance in FPL; and also, of course, only to new injuries - I figure everyone should be aware of players who've already been ruled out for some time!  

[For some years, I have found the 'Injuries & Bans' summary on Fantasy Football Scout the most reliable resource for this kind of information; although this site, Premier League Injuries, is a very good alternative (often a little quicker to update, I think - though it did go through a bit of a glitchy period for a while last year).  Go check these out for more comprehensive coverage. 

I see the Fantasy Premier League site has added an improved 'Player Availability' page this year (though hidden under 'The Scout' tab?!). That also seems to be reasonably comprehensive and up-to-date, but god knows how it's supposed to be 'organised' - maybe by 'date of injury'? Obviously, arranging it by club and alphabetical order would be more sensible; but the denizens of FPL Towers seem to have a deep aversion to the sensible.]

I've recently discovered this additional resource, the weekly Predicted Lineups from Fantasy Football Edits. My longtime standby for this sort of news, Fantasy Footall Scout, does usually provide some explanatory commentary on its predictions, even including reminders of the key injury concerns, and sometimes also some discussion of possible alternate selections; so, if you like a bit more detail with your 'probable lineups' for the week, that could still be the preferable roundup to look at. But because FPL Edits is so stripped-down, it's rather more straightforwardly accessible, easier to scan through quickly; and I think it's also perhaps a tad more reliable with its expected formations and lineups, and a little quicker to update.

So, what are the conundrums we face ahead of Gameweek 33?

Does anybody need to be moved out because of injury?

Riccardo Calafiori was a late omission against Bournemouth last week, after developing an unspecified problem during training; he seems likely to remain out. Noni Madueke had to come off against Sporting in midweek with a knee problem, though Arteta is bullish about his prospects of being OK again for this weekend. Arsenal are stretched a bit thin for their possible 'title decider' against City on Sunday, though, with Bukayo Saka now revealed to be suffering with an Achilles issue which will keep him out some time further, and Odegaard and Timber apparently still unavailable too.

Mikkel Damsgaard came off at half-time against Everton last week, struggling with an illness; but he is thought to be over that now, so should hopefully be able to start and last most of the game. Brentford are still going well, but injuries have left their squad stretched a bit thin.

Hugo Ekitike ruptured his right Achilles in the game against PSG on Wednesday, and will miss the rest of the season, and the World Cup. With Alexander Isak only just back after a long absence, Cody Gakpo seems likely to lead the line for a while.

Bad news for Palace too, with both Adam Wharton (groin strain) and Maxence Lacroix (knee), arguably their two best players of the season, having to come off in Thursday night's game against Fiorentina. Newly-returned Jean-Philippe Mateta was withdrawn at half-time in that tie for 'minutes management'.

Good news, perhaps, for the recently outstanding Nico O'Reilly (still 13% owned in FPL, although some tens of thousands of managers have baled on him this week), who limped off in the Chelsea game last Sunday holding the back of his thigh. In Friday's press conference, Pep insisted that he was going to be fine for this weekend; but Pep, as we know, is not above fibbing occasionally....

Kobbie Mainoo missed Monday night's game against Leeds with a training knock (and Ugarte was a disaster in his stead, largely responsible for the defeat), but might be OK again for Saturday's. Leny Yoro has apparently developed an unspecified injury problem this week. Disturbing news for United, as Maguire and Martinez are both banned, and De Ligt is apparently still unavailable; they'll probably have to fall back on youngster Ayden Heaven and Luke Shaw or Mazraoui in a makeshift centre-back pairing.

Forest have been hit by multiple problems following their Europa League quarter-final against Porto, as both Murillo and Chris Wood had to come off after suffering bad knocks, and Callum Hudson-Odoi developed a leg-muscle problem. Wood was very lucky to escape serious injury, as his lower right leg visibly bent under a high challenge from Jan Bednarek; but Vitor Pereira is optimistic that he and Murillo might available this weekend. Elliot Anderson missed the Porto game after the death of his mother, and his involvement this weekend is in doubt.

Cristian Romero has a partial MCL tear in his right knee after colliding with his goalkeeper Kinsky last week; this will inevitably keep him out for the rest of the season - though there is a slim chance that he might still be able to get fit again for the World Cup.

Wolves's Matt Doherty has apparently been struggling with a 'niggle', but was back in training by the end of the week.

Do we have any players who are dropped, or not looking likely to get the starts we hoped for?

Lisandro Martinez has got himself a three-match 'violent conduct' ban for impetuously tugging on Dominic Calvert-Lewin's ponytail on Monday night, while Harry Maguire has been handed an additional one-match ban for 'improper conduct' in last month's Bournemouth game (sounding off at the fourth official after his sending-off). Joelinton is beginning a two-match ban for picking up his 10th booking of the season last week. Lewis Dunk will serve the second part of his two-match ban against Spurs, but can return for his team's second fixture of the week, against Chelsea on Tuesday; Wolves's Yerson Mosquera is also serving the second game of a two-match ban.

Did anyone give other cause to consider dropping them?

Newcastle have been pretty ropey of late, and now Eddie Howe has threatened to drop any players who do not seem committed to staying at the club - which, according to reports, could be about half of the squad. Avoid.

Did anyone play so well, you have to consider bringing them in immediately?

Chelsea overall are still severely unconvincing, but Cole Palmer, at least, looks back to something like his best. Marc Cucurella also had an outstanding game against City, and might have scored a hattrick! Alex Jimenez was superb in Bournemouth's title-upset win over Arsenal - but, thanks to the cruel caprices of FPL, somehow didn't earn any extra points for a 'Man of the Match' display.

I think it's likely to be unprofitable to bring in additional doubling players from clubs as weak as Brighton and Leeds, let alone Burnley!! And Bournemouth, let's not forget, prior to last week's cat-among-the-pigeons victory over leaders Arsenal, hadn't managed to win a game in two months. And Chelsea have been fairly awful over the past month or so. Everyone probably already has 3 players from City,... and maybe half a dozen or so from the other 5 doubling teams; that's plenty - there is no need to be stacking the squad with 10, 12, 15 doublers on a set of fixtures like this.

BEST OF LUCK, EVERYONE!

Sheep Picks (21)

I quite often snipe at 'The Sheep' element among Fantasy Premier League managers - by which I mean the substantial numbers (possibly, alas, an overall majority) who don't really understand FPL that well, or even follow the EPL that closely, and so make most of their decisions based on an impulsive reaction to last week's results... and/or at the promptings of FPL's own vapid pundit 'The Scout' or the many similarly unimaginative 'influencers' out here on the Internet.... or indeed just following whatever seems to be a popular pick being mentioned a lot in online discussion forums. This often coalesces into a kind of collective hysteria - where the HUGE numbers of managers rushing in to buy a certain player bears no relation to his true worth, his likely points potential over the next handful of games. The player in question might not be at all bad (though often he is); but he is not the irresistible bargain, the must-have asset that so many people seem to think

Hence, I created this occasional series of posts highlighting players I think are dangerously over-owned, are the subject of a sudden and misguided enthusiasm.

Just a quick one this week, as I see so many rather bizarrely over-optimistic selections finding their way into people's squads for Double Gameweek 33.

Dominic Calvert-Lewin is the third most transferred-in player this week, with nearly 200,000 FPL managers piling in for him already (and still 24 hours or so to go before the deadline). Admittedly, Leeds have perhaps the most attractive pair of fixtures of any of the doubling teams - though neither game is likely to be straightforward, especially as Leeds's form has faltered somewhat over the last couple of months, falling back a long way from their rousing rally in December and January. Calvert-Lewin has been woefully inconsistent throughout his career; and although he's arguably been having his best season ever, he hasn't looked like a really consistent threat - especially recently. In fact, he hasn't scored a league goal in 10 weeks now; and hasn't really looked likely to; he missed a penalty against Palace last month! Indeed, you wonder if he might not be in danger of being dropped for, at least rotated a bit more with Lukas Nmecha. I think you could bet your house on this guy getting a double-blank this week. Absolutely not a player worth dropping one of your regular starters for.

Dominic's teammate, Noah Okafor, is also a rather dubious pick. This looks like a classic case of chasing last week's points; people are enamoured of him just because he scored a brace against a very sub-par Manchester United on Monday night. Sure, after that performance, he might keep the start this weekend. But he has been fairly rarely used by the club so far this season. And Brenden Aaronson and Ethan Ampadu are surely much stronger options from the Leeds midfield.

The same phenomenon of being blinded by a recent - untypical, and almost certainly one-off! - success is luring many people towards Mats Wieffer. He's a great player. But he's currently playing out of position as a makeshift right-back. He's not a prolific goalscorer, and Pascal Gross or Jack Hinselwood are surely better prospects from the Brighton midfield - if you insist on overloading on doubling players. And although Brighton have been showing some good form in the past couple of months, it's very difficult to know what they might get out of games against Spurs and Chelsea (potentially strong teams.... currently in awful form).

I don't think I'd be going in for any additional Brighton or Leeds players just for this Gameweek. If you already have Van Hecke or Kadioglu or Verbruggen, or Struijk or Bogle or Aaronson.... fine; stick with solid players like that, who should be worthwhile assets through the remainder of the season. But bringing in extra players from clubs like this, with fixtures like this - it's not worth it.

A little bit of Zen (90)

 

“A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence.”

David Hume

"A foolish man magnifies - or invents - the evidence according to his belief."

GW

ANOTHER glitch!

I mentioned yesterday how unreliable the FPL website was. I have been spared such exasperations this year through the early-but-ultimate exasperation of being locked out of my account at the beginning of the year. But this morning, I happened to have a chance to be reminded of just how bad things can be - by looking over a friend's shoulder as he tried to make his weekly FPL tweaks.

My mate wanted to bring in Jan-Paul Van Hecke for the still-injury-flagged Jurrien Timber (fair enough, what with the double gameweek and all). He made that transfer. It was confirmed, and he was punted on to the 'Pick Team' page to select his lineup for the week.

Immediately, the page crashed,.... and he was asked to re-log in. OK, but.... the transfer was confirmed; we had seen his 'Pick Team' page for the week where Van Hecke was now installed in the defence in place of Timber. Yet, when he logged in again, what do you know, everything had reverted to as it was before - the transfer had been 'forgotten'.

I have seen this kind of thing happen to me many, many, many times before. And I suspect that the weirdly-coincidental 'timeout' for my friend, suddenly requiring a new log-in, was not really the problem. His change had been accepted and acknowledged; but then it was undone. The fact that the site had been on the cusp of demanding a new authentication should not have affected that; if the change is 'good', before the demand for a new sign-in, then... it's good. But really quite often - worryingly often - we experience the FPL website acknowledging changes we've made to our team,.... and then 'losing' them the next time we check in on the site.

I was advising someone on an online forum the other day not to take any chances with not bothering to make a team selection when playing the Bench Boost... because there is a non-zero possibility that the FPL site will randomly 'forget' your Bench Boost and leave you with a basic team entry; and if you've left all your best players on the bench, or haven't chosen your bench order very carefully, you could well be thoroughly screwed by that (on top of the not getting your Bench Boost screw-over!).

I've never actually experienced that particular cruelty from the FPL website. But I have several times had transfers 'lost', and a few times a captaincy pick 'lost' (once, even a Triple Captaincy - that hurt hard). And I have seen many people over the years complain of having a Wildcard or a Free Hit mysteriously 'unprocessed' - either leaving them with no changes for the week, or a huge points hit for the multiple changes they'd expected to be free of charge. (In some, perhaps many, perhaps most of these cases, folks have just done something wrong - omitted to hit the final 'Save your team' button, perhaps. But I have come across this so often now, including from friends of mine that I trust to be savvy enough not to miss steps in the process [however perversely concealed they may sometimes be!], that I really do think it happens sometimes. Probably quite a lot, in fact.)

You need to be very, very careful with your weekly selections - transfers, starting eleven, bench order, chip activation. And - even if everything appears to have been acknowedged and saved successfully - you really need to doublecheck again a little later. 

This is another reason why you shouldn't leave your team tweaks until just before the deadline. Though the main one is that the site is just likely to crash during extreme peaks in traffic, and not let you register any changes at all - that will screw you over pretty often if you leave it late in the day to make your changes. 

But you really need to make your changes,.... pause, take a breath, leave at least a 5 or 10 minute gap,... and then re-log in to the FPL website to make sure that your changes have actually stuck.

The FPL website is not stable or reliable. You need to be very, very careful in using it.

The Double Gameweek Delusion (again)

 

Gameweek 33 is our only substantial Double Gameweek this season - and not as substantial as it might have been, with Arsenal unexpectedly crashing out of the FA Cup at the hands of second-tier Southampton the other week, meaning that Arsenal and Newcastle are now omitted from the list of doubling teams.

But it's just not a great set of fixtures. City have Burnley (away) in midweek, but Sunday's crunch match in the title race against Arsenal before that (likely to be a very dour game in which Arsenal play for the draw...). Bournemouth have Newcastle (away) and Leeds (home) - neither of them a pushover. Brighton have Spurs (away) and Chelsea (home); really tough to predict those - strong teams, but in dreadful form recently. Burnley might fancy their chances against Forest on Sunday (although that is away), but must be expecting a drubbing when they face City. Only Leeds, with a home game against Wolves and an away match at Bournemouth, may have a decent prospect of two wins - although it's a hell of a long trip down to the south coast,... and Bournemouth are starting to look very dangerous again.

So.... NO-ONE - not even Manchester City - has a good Double.

And, unless a player has at least one really inviting fixture - ideally, two - it's rarely worth betting on them in a Double Gameweek, in preference to dependable high points-returners who stand a strong chance of giving you a good haul from their single fixture.

Every time there's a Double Gameweek, we see people burning through transfers, even spending 'hits' or using their Wildcard or Free Hit, to load up on 8, 10, 12, even 15 doubling players, in the fond hope that this will inevitably net them a massive points total for the week.

The foundational assumptions prompting this mania are: 1) that you are guaranteed a minimum of 4 points from a doubling player; and 2) that a doubling player will - or at least can - give you twice as many points as a single-fixture player.

Both of these assumptions are simply WRONG.

1)  Nothing is ever 'guaranteed' in this game. Players might get injured or suspended in the first of the two games, or just be deemed in need of a rest for the second; or get restricted minutes across both of them (particularly if their team is still involved in Europe). And defenders can easily get fewer than 2 points in a game; indeed, it's quite possible for a player to rack up negative points once in a while. The 'baseline' expectation from a Double Gameweek player is considerably less than 4 points.

2)  Even if a player plays all of both games, almost no-one ever manages to perform at their maximum level twice in quick succession. Even with two 'easy' fixtures, it's vanishingly rare for a player to produce two good FPL returns in a Double Gameweek. With the significant risk of limited minutes, or only appearing in one of the two games, the reasonable expected median return for a double-fixture player is far less than twice what it would be for a single-fixture player - but no-one in FPL seems to be able to grasp that.

In almost every Double Gameweek, around half of the top returning players are usually single-fixture players. At least some of the top returners in this Gameweek 33 are likely to be the same players who would have been the strongest prospects in any other week - even though they only played once: players who are being widely jettisoned in the Double Gameweek mania - such as Bruno Fernandes, Igor Thiago, Harry Wilson, Gabriel, James Tarkowski, Jordan Pickford, Caoimhin Kelleher, etc.

A second set of appearance points is a nice lift if your doubling player has a strong chance of some sort of decent return in at least one of the two fixtures (especially for a defender or keeper, who you wouldn't generally expect to have a high chance of a big haul; this is why having some doubling players on the bench can help a Bench Boost). But you need that assurance of at least one good fixture, plus the near certainty of starting in the other game as well. Otherwise, it's a huge gamble to bring in players from mid- or lower-table clubs that you usually wouldn't bother with - and it rarely pays off.

In the grip of this Double Gameweek frenzy, people also seem to overlook the cost of transfers (even if you don't have to use 'hits' now, all transfers are valuable, and it makes sense to regard them all as effectively 'costing' 4 points; consider, if you use up a Free Transfer now, an injury crisis in a week or two's time might necessitate you taking a 'hit' that you could have avoided if you'd still had that earlier Free Transfer in hand). If you're using up a lot of transfers to bring in these doubling players, and are probably going to use more to get rid of most of them again as soon as possible - that is almost certainly going to wipe out whatever advantage you might gain from their playing twice this week. But, of course, this is an 'invisible cost'; many FPL managers don't even notice it,... or can easily persuade themselves to ignore it. They will feel terribly smug if they get a big gameweek return with their many-doublers ploy - not taking into account the cost of the transfers it consumed,... or the possible negative impact of being stuck with some sub-optimal players in their squad in subsequent gameweeks,... or the fact that many managers who made few or no changes to their regular squad did just as well, or better.

It's perfectly fine, indeed a good and necessary thing to 'load up' with doublers to an extent: good players from good teams with at least one good fixture. But a lot of DGW Delusionals are going for Burnley players, who are likely to get battered twice, or Leeds players just because they're cheap, or players from currently awful Chelsea just because they used to be good last summer, or geriatric Danny Welbeck who's extremely unlikely to start in both games....

Be very careful about which doubling players you pick for a Double Gameweek. Don't use too many transfers on them (and be mindful of how you're going to offload these 'temporary assets' again). And don't ditch your best single-gameweek players for them!

An awkward glitch

It seems to have been happening rather often this season that individual player stats will disappear for a while, become inaccessible on the FPL website (usually with the bizarre message appearing that information "will become available after the season starts" - as if the system has somehow reset to last August?!). And it's a maddeningly arbitrary, inconsistent error: sometimes it will only affect certain routes of access - perhaps you are denied player info off your Team page or the Transfers page, but not off the Stats page....

However, for the last few days, all player information, whichever page you try to click through to it from, has been inaccessible on the site.

And this is a particularly bad time for something like this to happen... when we're approaching the season's biggest Double Gameweek, and many people are thus contemplating multiple team changes,... and a possible chip play.

I hope the FPL Gnomes can get this sorted out soon. But, really, it shouldn't be happening at all. The FPL website is a nightmare - clunky as all hell, and dangerously unreliable.

 

An inspiration

 

In my meanderings around Youtube the other day, I stumbled upon this - an engaging profile of self-taught wood-carver Ray Kinman, who became one of the leading practitioners in his field and landed a prestigious job sculpting many of the signs for attractions at the Disney theme parks. Still active at 70, he is now a beloved teacher of his craft.

A little nugget of peace and beauty in a turbulent world...

And he has a few inspiring lessons we all might seek to use:

Be passionate about everything you do.

Your greatest asset is persistence.

Cultivate mastery through repetition.

Mistakes are where the great learning and growth comes.

Always try to push yourself a little bit harder.

Lose yourself in the process.

These, at any rate, are principles that I have tried to follow in my life, and which I try to promote in my online writings. They can even have some useful application in our FPL endeavours, I believe.

More 'new beginnings'

 

Today is the eve of the Buddhist New Year across the countries of South-East Asia, where I have been enjoying an idyllic 'semi-retirement' for the most of the last dozen years.

A few years ago, the Lao Brewery Company produced commemorative cans for its flagship Beer Lao brand reminding us all of the number of the new year in the Buddhist chronology; but they haven't repeated that useful notice again since. If Google is to be believed (which it generally isn't these days, on almost anything; just a few days ago, it was trying to persuade me that Arsenal were knocked out of the FA Cup in the 4th Round this year [by Wigan??!!] - and that was just the good old fashioned regular search function, not the demented new 'AI' version....), we are about to enter the year 2,570.

I'm in the Lao capital of Vientiane at the moment. I'm hoping it will be the quietest place to ride out the festivities. The water-fighting in the streets, a custom, I gather, only fairly recently exported from Thailand to neighbouring Lao and Cambodia, gets more protracted and boisterous each year, and quickly gets a bit tiresome if you're any older than 25; but the major hazard of this period - especially in this country - is the maudlin all-night drinking parties, usually with interludes of caterwauling karaoke at ear-shredding volumes, that break out everywhere over the next few days, and can make sleep (at least at regular hours) all but impossible. The good thing about the bigger cities in this part of the world is that almost no-one's really from there, they've just migrated from other parts of the country for work or study; and for big holidays like this, they all return to their original home for a few days or a week Thus, the big cities empty out, and can often be relatively tranquil at such times - at least, compared to most of the rest of the country during this frenzy of batshit-crazy celebration. I'm hoping that will be the case again. (Although the last time I spent the holiday here, we were still under the shadow of Covid, so that may not have been fully representative. The festival does seem to have become hugely more raucous across the region in the last two or three years!)

Anyhow, Sabaidee Pi Mai - as they say around here.

Or, in the local script,....  ສະບາຍດີປີໃໝ່

Or in Thai,  Sawasdee Pi Him  -  สวัสดีปีใหม่

And in Khmer,  Rikreay Chhnam Thmei  -  រីករាយឆ្នាំថ្មី

Now,.... I must sort out my earplugs and my rain poncho before braving the 150-metre dash to the nearest convenience store to pick up a couple of beers... It might be the last time I dare to go outside for the next three or four days.