5 Favourite Sports Bars in SE Asia

 

I have been 'on the road' for about three months now. And I am such a sorry addict for my football that I do actually plan my itineraries very largely around trying to be somewhere there's a decent sports bar when there's a particularly tasty tranche of games coming up. Unfortunately, in East Asia this is not at all easy....

But these were some of the main stopping points I'd lined up on this latest odyssey:

1)  Rusty Keyhole 2, Kampot, Cambodia

This is about as basic and 'divey' as you can get (basically, a bar in a shed) - but I like that. The name's a bit unfortunate, since it began life as an offshoot of a weirdly popular but not-at-all-good riverfront bar/restaurant - the original Rusty Keyhole. There has been no connection to that other venue for many years now; but, unfortunately, the original Rusty's - though long defunct at its first location - has haphazardly opened up a number of other venues in recent years, all with some slight variation of the name,... which seem to get frequently confused with dear old Rusty 2: all the bad reviews for this pub on TripAdvisor have pretty obviously been posted there in error, carelessly mistaking it for one of these similarly-named Cambodian-run places. These days, there's a Brit owner at Rusty 2, I believe; and consequently, they make very decent 'Western' bar food (surprisingly good pizzas, and one of the best Sunday roast lunches to be found in the region, never mind just Cambodia). They have a few big-screen TVs, and can usually hook up almost any game you're interested in, with English commentary. And the beer's very cheap. What more do you want from a sports bar?

[An honorable mention (frequent alternative haunt of mine) in Kampot is the splendidly named Couch Potatoes. It's a bit small, and the beer is a tad more expensive than at Rusty's, and you have to order out if you want food (a once-upon-a-time plan to offer baked potatoes foundered on not being able to find large enough spuds locally....). And the place is so accommodating of niche interests that you might often find a Championship game rather than Premier League on the main screen. Also, the affable owner, Jem, runs it as a one-man-band hobby project, and he has another gig which often takes him away for days or weeks at a time - so, opening is extremely hit-and-miss. But if Rusty's is looking a bit too boisterous for you, this is often a great fall-back.]

2)  Cheers, Nha Trang, Vietnam

One near-unique achievement at this joint is that not just the Brit owner but also his local staff know how to navigate the hundreds of viewing options swiftly and accurately - so, you're never left missing the opening minutes of a game while someone hopefully clicks through multiple menus failing to find the right channel. Also, it's a dangerously convenient 5-minute stagger from the hotel I usually like to stay in when visiting Nha Trang! And, as with Rusty's above, most of the bar food is very good; in fact, their Sunday roasts are probably a bit better (dauntingly huge!); and their Full English breakfast is, I reckon, the best to be found in the region - decent sausages and proper back-bacon (rather than that awful crispy-strip stuff the Americans seem to favour). It is very small, though; and usually only draws quite modest crowds. I like that quieter vibe, though if you crave 'atmosphere', you might prefer the nearby Red Buffalo, a multi-level, open-sided local bar that gets a lot more raucous (but I'm not sure if they ever shut off their screechy cover band to play any commentary, even in Vietnamese...).

3)  Arin's, Siem Reap, Cambodia

Arin's is - was - like a larger, less grungy version of Kampot's Rusty 2: an open courtyard under a large tin roof. Again, foreign ownership (never met him myself; Aussie, I think I heard?), so good bar food (occasional Sunday roasts, though that got a bit haphazard in recent years). Its challenging location, somewhat remote (down towards the far end of the Soksan Road, a mile or so out of the centre of town) and hidden (tiny, inconspicuous entrance, almost completely obscured by nearby shop signs and trees...), meant that it attracted almost entirely an expat crowd, rather than any tourists (which isn't a great thing, for me; Siem Reap's expat community has got much bigger and more sleazy over the past six or seven years, and I don't find the majority of them very congenial company), but cheap beer, good food, and big TV screens showing the games with English commentary - that's tough to find in these parts; you have to be grateful for any place that's offering this.

Alas, I discovered on arrival that Arin's had foundered sometime around the end of last year (shortly after my last visit: I often worry that I'm a bit of a jinx - so many of my favourite hangouts fail to survive for long). My main fall-back in SR would be Harry's Bar (somehow rather more airy and cheerful than its parent establishment in Phnom Penh): quite small, and seems to attract an overwhelmingly Aussie crowd (which may make it hard to get EPL games shown, if there's any cricket or rugby league on at the same time....), but they too have some very good bar food (the beef stew is very rich, and a generous serving). I don't hate Goaaal! either (not sure if I got the right number of vowels in that...), a new-ish place (maybe three or four years old now?) right in the centre of town: they usually manage to show every available game on their multiple screens, the staff are pretty good, and it's fairly cheap for a city-centre bar. The only problem with it is that it's open-sided.... and slap-bang in the middle of the godawful 'Pub Street', so, eardrum-lacerating noise pollution from neighbouring bars may compromise your experience of a game.

4)  3 Dragons Sports Bar (No. 2), Hoi An, Vietnam

Not completely sure why, but I much prefer this venue to its riverside sibling. I think it's probably that the larger space, and the outside seating for people to enjoy the river view, at the 'main' location seems to position it as more of a 'restaurant'; not sure how many TVs they have, either - it's just never felt like a place I'd like to go to try to catch a game. The second venue, though, a little bit more centrally located, towards the eastern edge of the quaint 'old town', is a 'sports bar', pure and simple. Pretty good bar food again. Alas, a little bit on the expensive side (not outrageous; but much the most expensive of my recommendations on this list). The branding is apt to confuse, though: I don't think the signage outside makes any distinction between the two locations (no 'No. 2' to be seen; on my first few visits to the town, I thought it must be the only one; then, when I found a same-named place by the river, I assumed it must just have moved a few blocks during Covid); and this 'second' one doesn't seem to have any online presence at all (although, the search function on TripAdvisor has got so bad, maybe it has a listing that's just impossible to find...).

5)  The Parrot, Phnom Penh, Cambodia

I rather preferred the memorable silliness of the original monicker, 'The Pickled Parrot', but 'Pickled' somehow got dropped in the bar's latest move a year or so ago (it hopped around the city centre three or four times from its original spot in the post-Covid chaos). Quite a big venue (by Phnom Penh standards, that is), with a little bit of pavement seating at the front too. It also boasts nice staff, decent pub grub, a good pool table - and a long wooden bar. It is pretty close to my personal vision of pub perfection; but it never seems to have many customers when I visit, and I fear for its survival. Fingers crossed that you're still hanging in there when I next make it back, dear Parrot!

Footnote: The bar pictured at the top is another near-perfect paradigm of my ideal sports pub, a place called Tully's Irish Bar (in Vientiane, Lao P.D.R.). Tragically, it lost its lovely original location - right in the heart of town, only a stone's-throw from the riverside Night Market - to a rent hike a few years ago, and has relocated to a bigger but rather charmless venue, miles out of the centre. Even worse, from my point of view, they felt they had to pivot during Covid towards attracting the young Lao crowd - who crave 'beer towers' and barbecue skewers, and nothing else. That model proved so successful for them that that's now ALL they do! Well, I think their 'Western' menu still nominally exists (it did last time I visited), but cranking out 'beer towers' is very labour-intensive; when they're busy, it keeps every single member of staff continuously occupied, just rinsing and refilling these plastic monstrosities - so, good luck even trying to order anything else! I'm happy for the owner that he managed to find a way to stay profitable and keep his staff employed during difficult times, but... fans of the old Tully's can't help but shed a few tears for a great bar that died.

The Club World Cup - a few thoughts

If I were going to have a bet on the likeliest winners of the new tournament, I think it's pretty much a two-horse race. PSG looked untouchable in the Champions League Final a couple of weeks back, but perhaps that remarkable success will have taken the edge off their appetite a little - and now the talismanic Dembele is struggling with an injury, and seems likely to miss at least the group stage of this competition. And I suspect Bayern, after another relatively disappointing season, might be hungrier for it.

Manchester City, going through a rebuilding phase, and Real Madrid and Inter Milan, stuggling to onboard new managers on the very eve of the tournament, are looking much weaker prospects than they normally would be. 

The other European clubs are all strong favourites to reach the quarter-finals, with Dortmund and Chelsea probably having the best outside chance of going further. Flamengo, Palmeiras, and River Plate currently look the best of the South American sides, and should qualify from the group phase, but are unlikely to do much more. And I'll be intrigued to see if Al Ahly and Mamelodi Sundowns - dominant in their Egyptian and South African leagues - might be capable of causing a small upset somewhere. The US teams, I fear - even Messi's Inter Miami - are just making up the numbers.

The big pain with this tournament, with such vastly mismatched fixtures in the opening phase, is uncertainty about who's going to play. FIFA was supposedly 'taking measures' to try to ensure that participating clubs would field full-strength sides, but I haven't seen any detail on that, and I suspect it's more in the way of facilitation and encouragement (things like allowing an early, pre-tournament transfer window, and providing for short contract extensions to enable players to stay on at a club for the final stages of the tournament in the first half of July) rather than compulsion. If clubs want to rest top players, it will be easy enough to claim they have a 'knock' keeping them out. And even if a sceptical FIFA were to threaten big fines for such a show of bad faith,... the big clubs would probably be happy enough to pay them, rather than risking their prize assets in a nonsense game. This tournament is likely to be so uncompetitive that the European big dogs could probably sail through the group phase with second-string players or youngsters promoted from their academies. There must be a danger that a few big names might not feature at all; certainly, there's likely to be heavy rotation, with most players getting less than full minutes. So..... we'll need a good bench.

Chelsea look to have the softest group - so, it will be interesting to see if Cole Palmer can rediscover his best form,... and if new signing Liam Delap might have an immediate impact for them up front.

Group A might be one of the tightest groups, with Egyptian champions Al Ahly possibly capable of causing Porto and Palmeiras a few problems. And the bookies actually rate Inter Miami as the group's third strongest prospect, although that's probably just down to the fact that fans in the host nation and Messi idolaters around the world are the only people betting any money on this tournament so far. I suspect that, as with the last World Cup, FIFA will be bending over backwards to try to make sure that Messi goes as far as possible in the tournament, and we can expect his team to be almost immune to picking up cards in the group stage and almost certainly receiving one or two very soft penalties. But will that be enough to get them through? I doubt it.

Group H could also be a tough one, with the star-studded Saudi outfit Al-Hilal (they have Neves, Cancelo, Koulibaly, and Milenkovic-Savic in their lineup) perhaps capable of edging out RB Salzburg for the second spot behind Real Madrid.

Let the games commence!

The 2024-25 'Sheep Picks' revisited

During the course of the year, I highlighted a number of unduly popular selections - 'sheep picks' - that I thought were misguided and unpromising, for a variety of reasons. Now that the season is over, I thought I'd quickly review those disrecommendations, to see if I was badly off-the-mark on any of them.

My first nomination, going into Gameweek 2, was Everton defender Michael Keane, who was a popular 'budget-enabler' early in the season - as one of the few 4.0-million-pound players who was actually getting a start. However, you don't want to be having to use transfers to replace such a low-value squad-filler; for that sort of spot, you really need someone you can rely on to be at least a starter all season; and Keane was obviously only ever filling in short-term for the injured Jarrad Branthwaite. Now, Branthwaite's injury kept him out a bit longer than first expected, and then quickly recurred; so, Keane actually played a full match in 9 of the first 10 games. And he did bag 2 excellent - but, for him, extremely untypical! - goals in that spell; so, people who had bet on him got rather lucky! Everton predictably took a battering from Spurs, leaving Keane with a nul-pointer in the first game after I warned against this pick: and they were so ropey at the start of the season that they couldn't beat Villa either,... or even Leicester - giving Keane just a solitary point in two of the next three games, before Branthwaite initially returned. 31 points over the next 9 games - including a 14-point bonanza for his screamer of a late winner against Ipswich - turned out to be a pretty decent return for a cheap defender; but over the 4 or 5 games immediately following, it was much less so. He was not objectively a good pick at that point, even for the price (people like Wout Faes and Taylor Harwood-Bellis were playing better, and were looking much more nailed starters for the season).

The following week, I called out Noni Madueke - a classic case of 'chasing last week's points', as nearly 1 milllion managers rushed in for him after his hattrick and 20-point haul against Wolves. Another goal - for a 10-point week - against Forest in GW7 dragged him up to 22 points over the next 5 games, which would be a barely adequate return, perhaps; but then he blanked in the next 6 games after that, quickly dropping 200,000 in price again. It was always pretty obvious that he was unlikely to become a regular goalscorer.

And in Gameweek 4, I went for the low-hanging fruit of poor Dominic Calvert-Lewin. Over 200,000 managers piled on him after a good game and a double-digit haul against Bournemouth. Now, he did actually score again against Villa in the next game, and perhaps some FPL managers would be satisfied with that. But he followed that up with 9 blanks in a row, and only scored once more all year - just before succumbing to a season-ending injury in January. Everton were in pretty awful shape at that point, and Dominic has never managed to produce sustained goalscoring form - so, it was a clearly daft selection.

For Gameweek 8, I picked on Rayan Ait-Nouri. He'd just notched up a goal and an assist against Brentford, but Wolves's defensive form was so abject at that point that this performance had only earned him 9 points, and barely dragged him above 20 points for the first 7 games of the season. Wolves had City up next; and even though the Champions were just starting to stutter a bit, there was no way Wolves were going to beat them. Ait-Nouri did in fact come up with a goal in the following game against Brighton, and then managed a clean sheet against Southampton two weeks after that - for a so-so return of 14 points from 4 games; but a miserable run after that yielded just 4 net points from the next 6 games.  And even with the sharp upturn in Wolves's results after Vitor Pereira took over in mid-season, Ait-Nouri was still often being used in a more purely deefensive role, and he only produced 1 more goal and 4 assists - and 85 points - in 20 games under the new manager: pretty good, but still not great; and that didn't start getting going until the end of December, nearly three months after this post.. His return of 18 points from the next 10 matches from here was dismal.

In Matchweek 11, I queried the choice of Dominic Solanke. Again, over-excitable FPL managers were responding to an excellent performance against Villa in the previous game, where he picked up 2 goals and an assist,... and to the prospect of facing promoted Ipswich next. Of course, he blanked in that following game, as Spurs were well beaten by the plucky East Anglian side; and he only produced 1 assist in his next three outings. Postecoglou's Spurs were floundering, and Solanke was mostly playing an unselfish facilitator role rather than being a primary goal outlet for them: he only managed 3 more goals and 3 assists, and a fairly modest 42 points, over the 11 games before he picked up an injury in January. I rate Dominic very highly as a player; but in that team, in that moment,... he was clearly not a strong FPL points prospect.

In Matchweek 12, I cast doubt on whether we should get too excited about the prospect of a 'new manager bounce' for Manchester United under Ruben Amorim, and whether his first really good haul of the season could be taken as the beginning of a 'hot streak' for Bruno Fernandes. Just as with Spurs in the previous week, Ipswich proved not to be a pushover, battling to a draw in front of their home fans, as Fernandes blanked. And although he picked up another 2 assists in a good win against still floundering Everton the following week, he would blank 8 more times over the next 12 games - as United failed to find any consistency under their new coach. Maybe some Bruno adopters would have been happy with three 9-pointers from him over the next 5 games (but he did follow that up by getting himself sent off against Wolves in December); but his return from Gameweeks 12 to 25 was a modest 56 points. In recent years, this has tended to be the problem with Bruno: like Son Heumg-Min, he will produce several decent hauls - and probably a few very big ones - every season,... but there will be long runs of blanks in between these, which make him hard to justify as a long-term hold. It would have been great if you could get on him for his run of 46 points from 4 games from Gameweeks 26-29; but for the season as a whole, he was not a good pick this year.

I nominated Bruno again in Gameweek 30, when over 1.25 million had bought him either side of the preceding game against Leicester, when he did indeed produce his season's best haul of 17 points. However, Manchester United's form was in a death-spiral by that point. Bruno had been trying to keep them afloat single-handedly, but he couldn't keep doing that forever. The Leicester match was in fact the end of a 4-game run of big returns; after that, he only managed 22 more points over the last 9 gameweeks.

In Gameweek 13, I turned my scepticism on Matheus Cunha - a great player, and one I have sometimes had in my own squad over the last two seasons. But it seemed crazy that over a million managers were scooping him up after two big hauls back-to-back towards the end of November. Those achievements were only against Southampton and Fulham, so not necessarily strong evidence of better prospects against the majority of forthcoming opponents; and although the immediately upcoming fixture-run looked quite promising, after Christmas they were facing a really brutal succession of opponents - and indeed, despite a strong improvement in performance under new coach Pereira, they only won 2 games in 10 in this sequence, and Cunha only produced a haul 3 times in that run. My main argument against him at the time was, why would you use transfers on a striker who probably only represents a good points-prospect for a short run of games - particularly when he's now become quite expensive, and there are so many cheaper forwards also in good form? Cunha's prospects didn't look strong enough to be worth swapping out whoever you currently had in that position. And in fact, despite facing that series of weak opponents in late November and early December, Wolves lost all 4 of these games, and Cunha only returned in the last of them, against Ipswich. And that was the game in which he got involved in some ugly argey-bargey with an Ipswich steward, and was looking likely to receive a LONG ban (it was amazing, and frankly, unjust, that he did not). Two more good hauls immediately following the Ipswich game - when, by rights, he should not have been playing - fortuitously made this look like a good pick for a while; but again over the longer term, Cunha's returns disappointed: his temperament was a recurring problem, as he caused tension in the dressing-room and with his coach, getting rested or given only short minutes a few times, and picking up another extended ban for fighting Milos Kerkez. He got a fairly healthy 46 points from the next 7 games after I queried the rush to buy him; but only another 67 in the second half of the season. And despite a very decent December for Cunha, there were other forwards who did about as well - and would continue to do so for longer.

Ahead of Gameweek 26, I questioned why over 1 million managers had snapped up Omar Marmoush in just a few days. Of course, it was because he'd just bagged an excellent hattrick against Newcastle. But City's form was still looking flakey, and it looked like Haaland was going to be out for a little while with another injury; and they had Liverpool up next, and a few other potentially tough fixtures approaching too. I was favourably impressed with Marmoush's potential, but I wasn't convinced how regular an impact he would have with this season's struggling City side. And so it proved: he blanked in the next 3 games, and then managed only 4 more goals and a solitary assist over the final 10 games of the season.

In Gameweek 29, I poured my scorn on the nearly 500,000 managers who'd brought in Erling Haaland. Admittedly, that was the big Blank Gameweek of the season, so a lot of them were probably only doing it on their Free Hit, because so many of their usual big-hitters were missing that weekend. But neither his nor City's form had been that great (3 defeats in the previous 6 games, and 3 blanks for Haaland); and they were now facing Brighton, who can be a very problematic opponent. And so it proved: the visitors battled to a 2-2 draw, and really should have won the game. Haaland at least yielded points for converting an early penalty, but didn't do much else in the game. And he went down with an injury the following week, which would rule him out for over a month. I didn't anticipate that, of course; but there had been good reasons for doubting he'd get big points in that particular game. And his record of 70 points in 12 starts over the second half of the season, as City slowly improved again, though extremely respectable - is a long way below peak Haaland.

In Gameweek 30, I called out Palace's Ismaila Sarr for being a daft pick. Now, he's a player I like very much; he's a hard worker for the side, but without ever looking likely become a regular or prolific goalscorer. He'd just bagged 3 goals - and 26 Fantasy points - in the previous 2 games, and he had a pair of Double Gameweeks approaching. But he obviously isn't the kind of player to repeat that kind of scoring feat too often, and the two double-fixtures weren't all that inviting. He provided 3 more assists over the season, and came up with another goal on the final day against Liverpool; but he only returned 7 points and 3 points from his two double-fixtures in GWs 32 and 33, and only 36 points over the last 10 games of the campaign. His teammate Ebere Eze, clearly a much stronger prospect from Palace in this period, produced 17 points from the back-to-back doubles, and 62 points over the last 10 games. This is the most clearcut one of the lot! Why would anyone choose Sarr over Eze??

In Gameweek 35, I warned against Ollie Watkins. Another pretty baffling one. Again, a very good player - but neither he nor Villa were showing any really solid form at that moment (they'd ground out a good sequence of wins over the past couple of months, but without actually playing very well: most of them were narrow and/or rather lucky victories, and mostly against weaker teams). Ollie did in fact manage a goal and an assist in the remaining games, for a respectable but hardly world-shattering 18 points from 4 starts. However, while not a resounding return - surely, far less than his new owners had been hoping for - it was actually pretty good in the context of the other leading forwards: though few might have predicted this, every other forward player faltered to some extent over the last few weeks of the season, and even the best of them - Isak, Wood, Marmoush, Welbeck - only managed around 13, 14, 15 points from the last 4 games, while the likes of Cunha and Mateta finished really poorly. Somewhat surprisingly, Watkins turned out to be not a particularly great pick here, but the least worst.

In Gameweek 36, I wagged my finger at people rushing to buy Josko Gvardiol. Folks were again under-estimating bottom-of-the-table Southampton - who did here rouse themselves to a heroically obstinate defensive effort and hold their illustrious visitors to a goalless draw. (At least Gvardiol picked up yet more clean-sheet points; but I think there had really been a pretty good chance Southampton could have scored in this one - if they'd had the guts to go after the game a bit more.) Their final two opponents after that, Fulham and Bournemouth, weren't at all straightforward, either; although, fortunately for City, both played quite poorly at the close of the season. So, Gvardiol's 2 clean sheets in 3 games here was very much at the upper end of what might have been hoped for from him in these games. However, my main argument at this point was not that he was definitely not worth having, but that it was ridiculously late to be joining the party: many people had owned Gvardiol all season; I'd been wary of him at first, because I doubted he'd be scoring a goal every other week, knew his defensive points weren't likely to be that great with City; and also, he didn't seem likely to be an ever-present, since Pep's defenders almost never are; but he had in fact become one of City's most nailed-on players this year, and he'd grown into a much more persuasive pick as City's defensive performances slowly improved from the turn of the year onwards. In the 7 games prior to this, he'd racked up 5 wins, 2 draws, 4 clean sheets, and 32 Fantasy points - people really should have bought him a month or so before this.

Finally, in Gameweek 37, I raised doubts about going in for Ebere Eze so late in the season. Yes, he'd been looking gee'd up rather than physically and emotionally drained by his team's recent success in the FA Cup Semi-Final, and had managed 3 good hauls back-to-back in the league. But as with Gvardiol above, the argument this time was not so nuch that he wasn't worth having, but that his peak returns were most likely over, and it might not be worth using a transfer on him now. He did in fact get a goal that week in a spirited win over Wolves, despite only coming on for a short spell at the end - in the wake of playing a victorious FA Cup Final at the weekend just a few days earlier. But he was more subdued in the final game, and earned no bonus points for either appearance. 9 points in a pair of games isn't too shabby - but there were almost certainly far better things you could have used your penultimate Free Transfer on.

Sometimes The Sheep wind up happy. Michael Keane got a much longer first-team run than had initially been expected, and came up with two fabulous goals out of nothing during that spell; but Everton's defence was so leaky early in the season that he still didn't produce particularly good points. His owners may claim that he was only ever meant to be a bench-filler (though I saw a lot of people starting him!), but you don't want to have to use transfers to change your bench-fillers; ideally, they'll be set-and-forget for the whole season, or a good long chunk of it. Bruno Fernandes got 3 decent hauls in the next 5 or 6 games after I first warned against him - probably enough to keep his owners happy,... although his season-long returns definitely weren't. Ditto Matheus Cunha, who did manage a few good hauls over the month or so after I voiced my misgivings about picking him. Even Erling Haaland at least came up with a goal in Blank Gameweek 29, which was OK - for people who'd only ever planned to move him in for that one week. Josko Gvardiol, somewhat contrary to expectation, picked up 2 further clean sheets in a tricky run of opponents over the last 3 games of the season; again, not great, but probably good enough to content his recent purchasers. Even Eze scored in a 10-minute cameo off the bench, in the wake of his FA Cup triumph - again, hardly expected; really, rather an undeserved piece of good fortune for FPL managers who'd brought him in only that week. And Ollie Watkins, while not lighting any fires, got a slightly better return over the final few games of the season than any of the other forwards.

Even here, the 'good' outcome was surely far less good than the adopters of these players had been optimistically expecting at that moment in the season. And in most cases, these returns didn't come immediately, in the next game - the one for which their new owners obviously had such high hopes - but just a little bit later. And in each case, I would say, there were a number of interlocking factors at play which combined to produce a highly fortuitous, far-from-expected set of events. Sometimes you get lucky; sometimes, very, very lucky; but that doesn't retrospectively make a rash decision into a wise one.

I'm very happy that so many of these posts of mine this season criticising over-popular picks proved incontestably correct: Madueke, Calvert-Lewin, Ait-Nouri, Solanke, Marmoush, Sarr. But I'm also pleased that some of them proved to be less clearcut: I think those potential 'grey areas' are places where there's scope for more interesting analysis and debate. But ultimately I feel equally vindicated in most of those more challenging instances: even though they performed well above what should have been a good average expectation of them in the coming fixtures,... it still wasn't quite good enough to justify the pick. Moreover, they usually didn't do very well over a longer run of games; and in many cases, they didn't do as well as some cheaper alternate picks.

'Collective action', 'group mentality' is all too often sadly deluded. I wouldn't advise never going for a suddenly popular FPL pick; but I would say - you should always question it very, very carefully; because popularity, on its own, is perhaps more often a bad thing than a good one.

A little bit of Zen (46)

 

"We are here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for, I don't know."

W.H. Auden

The 'BAD Picks' revisited

 

At the start of the season, I wrote a couple of provocative posts, here and here, criticising some of the most widely popular initial squad picks as being, in my view, non-optimal. I already did a quick review of how these views had panned out, about a third of the way into the season (which was the appropriate frame of refence, since I had been considering these mainly in the context of early-season prospects in the initial squad; although many of their owners had clearly been hoping that they might be not just long-term holds but season-long holds...).  Now, at season's end, I thought I'd revisit those opinions for one last reassessment.

I kicked off my first batch of 'ones to avoid' with a pair of goalkeepers, Matt Turner and Mark Flekken. Turner, of course, was only ever seen as a 'budget enabler', but I maintained he was a bad pick even in that context: he obviously had no hope of ever getting a start this season (wasn't even second choice at his club), and hence brought no value whatsoever to an FPL squad, and indeed, was likely to lose squad value. He bled owners every single week, losing more than half of them by season's end - but the sell-off was so slow and gradual that he didn't drop in price until the middle of the season, and only fell by that solitary 100k step (which was much better than I'd expected). But it was a silly pick. Fabianski, also priced at 4.0, obviously had prospects of getting some starts over Areola at West Ham; and there were other 4.0 keepers, like Dubravka, who were at least first back-up at their club. The only explanation for the pick was that naive managers were noting that Turner - who'd started some games for Forest the previous season - appeared to be the highest-points-earning cheap keeper; though he clearly wasn't going to be again this year.

Flekken was much improved this year (he'd had a sigificant negative delta on his performance between the sticks, an xGC figure well below his actual number of goals conceded the previous year), and, because of Brentford's vulnerability in defence, he was able to rack up a huge number of saves - which compensated for his paltry tally of clean sheets. He'd actually sneaked up into the Top Five keepers by the end of the season. However, 'Top Five' is nothing to get that excited about. Sels had performed far better for the same price; Henderson had performed much about the same, and in general more consistently, for the same price; and Pickford once again emerged as the best FPL keeper, having only cost 0.5 million more at the start of the season. My main misgiving about him, actually, had been the fact that Brentford's opening five fixtures looked really tough; but in fact they pulled off a - very lucky and undeserved! - surprise win in their opener against Palace, and didn't get spanked as hard as might have been expected by Liverpool, City, and Spurs (although they were spanked); and Flekken picked up some nice saves points in all of those games. But that would have been crystal ball stuff; there were no reasonable grounds for expecting that he'd produce decent returns from that run of fixtures. Flekken might have been a decent second-choice keeper for the season, but he never should have been anyone's No. 1 pick: he did a lot less badly than might might have been expected, in that opening run and over the season as a whole; but he didn't really do well.

Ezri Konsa is a decent defender, but was never going to be anywhere near a top pick for FPL; yet over 10% had gone in for him at the start of the season, and his ownership remained strong throughout, having only just dipped to 9.5% at the end of the year. He only barely scrabbled above 100 points, and only just made it into the Top 20 4.5-million-pound defenders for the year - outscored even by Dean Huijsen, who'd only played two-thirds of the season.

Kobbie Mainoo, likewise, is a great player; but not much of a prospect for FPL. The 5% who piled in for him at the start of the season must have been unduly swayed by his eye-catching performances for England in the Euros,... or were perhaps just diehard, delusional Manchester United fans. Of course, his season was cut short by injury; but in the half he played, he barely averaged more than mere 'appearance' points.

I was sceptical about Kai Havertz also. Of course, his season too ended prematurely. The 10% of managers who'd gone for him at the start of the year were feeling pretty smug when he bagged a big haul in the opening game against Wolves. And he continued to look very sharp for a while, producing 3 further goals over the next 6 games. But it was never a devastating rate of return; and it soon began to peter out, even before his injury. My argument had been that people were failing to take enough account of the fact that Havertz was newly reclassified as a 'forward' in the game, which would massively reduce his points return for the same number of goal contributions he'd produced the season before. There were also legitimate concerns about whether Arsenal were about to bring in a specialist forward, and about whether Havertz might not play some games in midfield rather than up-front, even if they didn't. Again, I have nothing against Havertz: I think he's a fine player, and has been very important for Arsenal - but he's just not a great FPL prospect as a forward (as it turned out, particularly this year, when so many of the cheaper forwards performed really well).

I was tempting fate rather more with my second batch of disrecommendations - as I acknowledged that these were all in fact very good players, appealing picks, and might do very well... well enough, indeed, for their owners to feel satisfied,.... and be very reluctant to entertain the thought that their selection might still have been non-ideal. Some of them, in fact, did so well that they might have challenged my initial assessment. (Nearly, but not quite....)

David Raya was by far the season's highest-owned keeper (nearly 20% at the start of the season, up to an incredible 32.6% by the end) - yet he was nowhere near the season's best keeper: that's a sign of something going very wrong in people's decision-making. He ended up as the third best keeper in FPL, but quite a long way adrift of Pickford and Sels, and only very narrowly above Flekken and Henderson, who cost 1 million less. My rejection of him might have looked particularly suspect early on, as Arsenal started a little shakily, and were strangely vulnerable at the back a few times - which allowed Raya to earn 7 saves points from the first 5 matches. His team recovered something of their previous solidity thereafter, but he still recorded nearly twice as many saves as in the previous season - which is not something that anyone had expected. But even with that small but handy unanticipated lift to his points total, Raya was not worth the money: there were at least 4 alternatives who could give you the same points or more at a lower price-tag (and Alisson might well have done better than any of them, if he hadn't suffered a couple of spells out with injury). And my main argument had in fact been that, even if he were to be the season's best goalkeeper (and I conceded that was possible, although I thought top three or four was more likely), he still wouldn't have been a great FPL pick because of the club quota restriction, and the fact that there were so many other players from Arsenal who might be more valuable to you. (Gabriel and Saka were pretty much essential at the start of the season; and you might well have wanted a second Arsenal defender as well,.... and possibly Arteta for the 'Assistant Manager' chip. and from time to time, another of their midfield options, like Trossard, Odegaard, Merino, Martinelli.)

Pedro Porro also threatened to make me look foolish (in the eyes of his adoring owners, at least!) by coming up with a goal in the opening game, and then managing a clean sheet against Everton in the second. However, he produced nothing else until the 4-0 drubbing of floundering City in Gameweek 12. Spurs, of course, had an uncommonly horrible season, plunging into the relegation zone. I won't seek any credit for 'foreseeing' just how bad things would get for them, because I didn't; I didn't anticipate that Porro would come up shy of 100 points for the season and finish outside the Top 30 defenders. My argument had been that he wasn't such a surefire source of attacking contributions as his backers supposed (most of his previous season's impressive haul had come in a handful of games where he was being played more as a wide midfielder than as a full-back; that's not his typical deployment), and that he probably wasn't quite going to be worth his premium fee - when there were alternatives like Munoz, Kerkez, and Robinson to consider.

But, oh dear, it does look like I was 'wrong' about Josko Gvardiol, who made a late run up the defender charts to claim 1st Place at the very end of the season. How can I say someone was a 'bad pick' when he was the Best Player in his position??  Well, I'd still dispute that he was really the Best Defender: Gabriel and Alexander-Arnold would have beaten him, perhaps quite handily, if they hadn't missed a bunch of games with injury; Van Dijk was right on his heels; and so were Milenkovic, Kerkez, and Munoz, all much cheaper. You don't want or need more than one or two premium defensive picks - certainly not in the initial squad, when budget is still uncomfortably tight - and it was probably wise to go for at least one option from both Liverpool and Arsenal as long-term holds, because they both have a much more solid defensive record than City. I admit, I anticipated that Gvardiol's season-haul would be quite a bit lower, and that he was unlikely to be among the top defensive contenders: but my reasons for expecting that were all perfectly sound - Pep usually rotates his defenders a lot, Gvardiol was only an (almost) ever-present this year because there were so many injuries to the rest of the defensive roster; he did eventually get shifted back into central defense, where his goal-threat largely evaporated (I thought this might happen sooner, more often; but it was an obvious, almost inevitable risk to his output); and I thought it was unlikely that he could repeat his level of goalscoring output from that hot streak at the end of the previous season (his owners were briefly getting their hopes up, when he bagged 3 in 5 games, from Gameweeks 6 to 10; but over the season, he only managed one more than he'd netted in a handful of games the year before). 5 goals for the season is excellent for a defender (and he had come close to picking up quite a few more); but 153 points is one of the lowest Best Defender totals in history, and very dubious value for a 6-million-pound spend. If you went for Gvardiol at the start of the season, and stuck with him - you got lucky: he performed right at the very top of - if not a little above - what could reasonably have been relied on from him for the season. But it still wasn't a great pick, season-long; and not objectively a 'wise' pick last August. He didn't bring in quite enough points to be a set-and-forget at the 6.0-million price-tag. Sometimes a premium defender will justify that kind of asking price, but Gvardiol didn't: you would almost certainly have been better off rotating in a succession of cheaper defenders with form/fixtures in their favour for a run of games.

I attracted a lot of hate and scorn for including William Saliba in that list as well. But my argument on that was simply that he wasn't going to be as good a pick from the Arsenal defence as his partner Gabriel - and he wasn't.

I cited Cody Gakpo as well, because, although I rate him very highly, I couldn't see how he was going to fit into the Liverpool side. Although he was integrated more regularly and effectively in the second half of the season. he only started just over half of the year's games - and got very short minutes in a lot of those. His season total of 127 points was actually outstanding for the number of minutes he played. But, unfortunately, in FPL, you just can't take a chance on a player who isn't a guaranteed starter every week.

I also, at other times early in the season, called out the massive adoption of Harry Winks and Morgan Rgoers as 'budget enablers'. There was a decent case for Rogers, of course - a fabulous young talent who'd just graduated to a regular start with a top-half side and was rapidly establishing himself as their most important player... for only 5 million. Winks, though, wasn't even an invariable starter, and offered just about zero attacking potential - and was in a side who were obviously doomed to go straight back down to the Championship. The 5th Midfield spot is probably the most important 'differential' position in the squad, and you simply cannot afford to go light on it.

Rogers I commented on a number of times over the season. While his opening price-point was very tempting, I thought it was inappropriate, self-deluding to compare him only to players costing 5.0 and less; he should really have been considered in the 'cheap' midfielder category of 5.0-6.0 - and in that, there were a lot of strong alternatives. Rogers ended up being - narrowly - the best of the bunch (well, apart from Semenyo, who nipped ahead of him on the final day!) over the season as a whole. But he never managed to produce a run of high-returns together, just a string of solid performances with the odd goal contribution here and there. In any sequence of 5 or 6 games, there was invariably at least one of the other cheap attacking midfielders, often two or three or more, who out-pointed him; therefore, it was self-limiting to treat Rogers as a season-hold purely on value-for-money terms; it was a bad choice, although he's a great player (such paradoxes abound in FPL; the inability of many managers to recognise them is probably the main reason for under-performance).  The 5th Midfield spot is probably the most important 'differential' position in the squad, and you have to constantly rotate the most in-form options into that spot.

Many people, I'm sure, are still going to obstinately 'disagree' with all of these assessments. But I'm happy to stand by them: I think they were all accurate, remarkably prescient. Only Gvardiol surprised me a little; and even then, not enough for me to recant my original verdict.

How did he DO that??

 

The sustained dominance through second half of season of this year's champion

The 2024-25 FPL Global Champion, Croatia's Lovro Budišin, enjoyed a truly exceptional year in the game. It wasn't quite the highest total ever (second best, I think?), but it was the only one above 2,800 points this year (and only 137 others managed to reach 2,700; despite the substantial points lift available from the 'Assistant Manager' novelty chip, it was overall a rather low-scoring year on average - which makes Lovro's performance even more of an outlier), and he finished a fairly comfortable 23 points clear of the runner-up. The really remarkable thing, though, is the degree and duration of his dominance: he spent almost the entire second half of the season in the overall Top Ten, and the final 8 weeks straight at No. 1. I don't think that's ever been done before!

So,...  Congratulations to Lovro Budišin!  But how on earth did he accomplish this - what were the key decisons during the season that anabled him to gain such unprcedented success??

I was surprised to see that he got off to a somewhat rocky start; indeed, he almost plummeted out of the top 3 million after a very poor Gameweek 4. I noted in my 'Review of the Year' a little while back that it really hurt to be without Erling Haaland during that record-breaking early points-spree of his over the first 5 gameweeks: missing out on that 63-point bonanza looked like a near-irrecoverable sertback, likely to prove fatal to most FPL managers' hopes; yet Lovro had staked his colours to the No-Haaland strategy at the start of the season, and bravely stuck to that.

It didn't look a great initial squad in many other ways, either: he'd gone very light on the bench, with three weak and irregular starters (he was one of many who took a punt on Jarrell Quansah getting a run of starts for Liverpool early in the season, only to see Slot grow disenchanted with him after the first 45 minutes against Ipswich...), and a non-playing keeper. He'd also - rather sentimentally? - gone for Son (who only managed 3 decent hauls in the first 8 games, which still didn't add up to a very impressive ppg average) and Bruno Fernandes (who did nothing much for the first 9 gameweeks...) in his midfield, rather than Palmer and Saka - who both started super-hot; and he had Nkunku in his fifth seat! However, one of Lovro's 'secrets' this season was that even his 'bad weeks' weren't usually too bad: despite missing out on the big early points from Saka, he'd got good initial returns in GW1 from Havertz and Wood (who weren't the most obvious forward picks for the initial squad), and from Diogo Jota, putting him only just outside the top 300,000.

The Champ's Initial Squad

He quickly repented of most of his more dubious initial picks, but held off going for an early Wildcard (fair enough, perhaps, when the team was still turning in strong scores for him almost every week - although I would say that he ultimately left it a bit too long): he dumped out Nkunku immediately for Morgan Rogers, than Quansah for Konsa, then (rather more quirkily, since Isak had just scored, while Watkins had also started the season in frail form) Watkins for Isak; then, over the succeeding weeks, he swapped Mbeumo in for Jota, Saka for Bruno Fernandes, Foden for Son, and Solanke for Havertz. Foden, of course, turned out to be a poor choice; and although Solanke produced a nice 16-point haul against Villa in GW10, and another half-decent little run a little later from GW15-17 (by which time Lovro had already abandoned him again) neither was Solanke. He was also very late to get his hands on Mbeumo and Saka, who really had a nearly overwhelming case for inclusion from the start of the season. And he didn't finally acquire Cole Palmer until he played his first Wildcard in Gameweek 12; although he got another 5 double-digit hauls out of the Chelsea youngster, he'd already missed out on his hottest streak of the season - 79 points from the first 9 games. And he didn't let Palmer go again until GW33, which was probably much too late (even worse: he actually blew two transfers in moving Palmer out for his blank fixture in Gameweek 29 and then immediately reinstating him the following week).

He continued to struggle a bit with his forward choices too. Cunha, just starting to show some form when introduced in Gameweek 10, seemed quite a shrewd selection; although it mght perhaps have been done at the expense of someone other than Chris Wood, who continued to play well through a sticky patch of fixtures following. Bringing in Hojlund for Watkins the following week was a real headscratcher, though (and he repented of it immediately, dropping him for Joao Pedro on his Wildcard the following week; Pedro delivered him a nice haul that week, but did nothing subsequently and was himself dumped within 5 weeks.... for Gabriel Jesus??!!). And it didn't show much forethought - or patience - to bring Bruno Fernandes back in on that Wildcard when he was facing a tricky set of upcoming fixtures: Lovro dropped him again, for Jarrod Bowen, just two weeks later (despite him having just picked up a 9-point haul in GW13,.. and being about to repeat the feat in good performances against faltering Forest and City!). Overall, not a great first Wildcard - with Cunha, Saka, and Joao Pedro producing nicely in that first week (and Saka also the following week), but then lapsing into a string of blanks again (Joao Pedro not really doing that much more all season; Cunha subsequently having his impact blighted by the two extended suspensions in fairly quick succession...). With the urgent case for bringing in Palmer, Mbeumo, Saka, and perhaps Bowen, and a few others in other positions too, he probably should have gone for that first rebuild quite a bit earlier.

However, Lovro was one of the beneficiaries of the FA's uncommonly lenient treatment of Cunha over his assaulting a member of the public after a tetchy match against Ipswich in GW16. It had seemed likely (and appropriate!) that Cunha would receive an immediate and lengthy ban for this incident, and it was reasonable to have dumped him out in anticipation - in order to avoid suffering from a major price-drop on him. But, astonishingly, it took the powers-that-be a few weeks to render judgement at all, and then they incredibly let the Brazilian off with the token wrist-slap of a one-game ban from the EPL. He produced rather nicely through that spell as well, massively - but somewhat unjustly - rewarding those who'd taken a huge risk in hanging on to him.

There were a number of times Lovro appeared to have a crystal ball - bringing in players who would produce really well for him a few times, maybe just the once; somehow being able to bring them in at an opportune moment, and then offload them again at just the right time... often without any clear triggers for those decisions in what was happening on the pitch. To give just one example, was a solitary goal against Villa enough to bet on Phil Foden from Gameweek 18, when City had been looking so abject throughout November and December? And although they had a tougher set of fixtures coming in February, was that enough reason to drop him again - after Pep's men had shown signs of a renaissance at the turn of the year, and Foden had been on fire for a spell? Had Lovro somehow foreseen that Foden would abruptly fall out of favour with Pep and get only limited minutes for the rest of the season?? 'Good judgment' of form/fixtures can't justify here how he came to transfer in one of the season's great under-performers for the five games in which he produces 55 points!!

This is how it goes, sometimes; this is the essence of the whole game. There is no single, unversally accepted 'template' (as so many regular FPL managers delusionally choose to believe): for almost every position in the team (not Salah's, obviously; not this year...) there are almost always at least two or three justifiable selections - occasionally, quite a few more than that for the crucial last few spots in the lineup. And your overall success is determined by the number of weeks in which you happen to have THE ONE who produces enormously in a given position that week - or rather, how many of THE ONES you have, since most of us have at least one or two of them nearly every week. And there's not really a lot of skill in that. Most of Lovro's highest-returning picks (most of any of the best picks for any one of us!) were not obviously standouts for that particular week, or were in fact clearly non-ideal over a slightly longer run of games. Happening to have been on them for that game or two (or, in a rare case, three or four games in fairly quick succession) is mostly LUCK.

Remember how rarely you come across a player in your side who notches 15 points or more in a gameweek? By my count, Lovro had 17 - apart from Salah. I haven't been able to turn up the season total stat for that, but he must have been on close to all of them; well an unusually high percentage of them, anyway. And that's an arbitrary cut-off point, of course: I noticed he had an uncommonly large number of players coming in just under that with 14-point returns for the week as well; and a great many 10-pointers...

Lovro was decidedly flawed and fallible in this incredible season of his. He made quite a number of objectively poor choices. He left a few high-scoring players on his bench here and there. He missed out on the most productive spells from Palmer, Mbeumo, Saka, Bowen, Kluivert, Eze. And I think he failed to capitalise on some briefly very high-earning players like Amad Diallo, Alex Iwobi, Dango Ouattara, Enzo Fernandez and Harvey Barnes altogether. Yet somehow, over and over again, he had three, four, five double-digit players in his team. And he only slipped below the global average three times, in Gameweeks 4, 20, and 27. (I would guess - from my own experience! - that 6-8 times per season is more typical, for reasonably good managers.)

He was perhaps even more blessed in his captaincy picks. Of course, the amazing consistency of Mo Salah this year made it quite a bit easier for everyone: he was the FPL 'Player of the Week' a remarkable 11 times in the first 28 games. However, he did blank here and there; and there were other players who hit even hotter form from time to time, albeit in shorter spells - most people would have been tempted to try someone other than Mo Salah on occasion. Lovro only missed out on one of those weeks that Mo was the game's highest scorer! And he didn't suffer too badly in that one, since his preferred alternative, Song Heung-Min, came up with a pretty decent score for him in GW2!! Nor did he suffer from sticking with Salah 'too much', as the Egyptian marvel only blanked for him as captain twice. His success with the captaincy faltered in the later stages of the season, but through into February, he was rarely going astray: 14 times in the first 28 Gameweeks, he correctly handed the armband to his highest-returning player (and a couple of them weren't Salah); and 4 more times his captain pick was a fairly close second-place returner in this period (and twice more again in the closing 10 weeks). That is an utterly freakish rate of success with captaincy selection, and is possibly the biggest single element of his astonishing lead over the field this season. 

Now, sure, there is an element of 'skill' in choosing your captain; but there's a very large component of luck as well in getting returns like that. It's difficult to discern why he would have been confident in Son as captain against Everton in GW2 after Spurs had stumbled to a draw against Leicester in the opening week (it was a non-ideal pick, compared to Salah; but it still did very well for him), or in Palmer in GW13, after Chelsea had only managed an unconvincing win against Leicester the week before, and after struggling to draws against Arsenal and Manchester United in the two previous games - in all three of which, Palmer had blanked. But for most of the first six months or so of the season, he could do no wrong....

However, a lot of this was just down to choosing players who would produce one or two good returns almost immediately; very few of his picks actually worked out well for any more extended period. Consequently, his squad value (which, I think, is one of the most revealing indirect measures of how well you're managing your squad - how well you time your transfers, how early you're spotting emerging form/talent, how promptly you bin players whose returns are drying up, etc.) was very slow to grow, especially early in the season. It took him until GW16 to reach a value of 104 million, and he'd only just dragged himself up to 106 million by the end of the season - which is a pretty respectable final total, but by no means stellar.

And in his chip play - usually considered the prime marker of 'skill' in FPL - Lovro really wasn't so impressive this year. I already mentioned above that his first Wildcard was a bit of a mixed-bag: probably played a bit too late (after realising that he was missing 3 or 4 of the highest-returning midfielders, any Arsenal defenders, or any decent goalkeepers in his initial squad), and the new signings not all being that impressive (he still didn't have a strong keeper pair, and two of his new players were abandoned again within just a few weeks - on form/fixture grounds rather than because of injury). His second in GW30 wasn't much better, with Areola for Henderson being a pointless-looking change (other than for cost-saving, which wasn't really an issue by that stage of the season), as was the reintroduction of Palmer; and the acquisition of Livramento (although, yet again for lucky Lovro, he came up with a BIG haul out of nowhere the following week, before lapsing into anonymity again for the remainder of the season); and he was a little late to the party with Eze and Murphy and Mateta. The week he played that, Gameweek 30, was actually one of his worst of the whole season - only scraping home 1 point above a very low global average. 

He opted to use a 'hit' and put out a 10-man team in the Blank Gameweek 29, rather than use his Free Hit as the great majority did. It's difficult to assess if that actually worked out or not, since he did manage exceptionally good scores both in GW29 and in GW34 when he made use of his saved Free Hit (71 and 86 points, respectively - pretty HUGE!); however, those results were again down to him having uncannily got all the right players in general, rather than the chip strategy per se; I'm not convinced that the lift he got by Free-Hitting in 34 outweighed even the points he sacrificed in 29, let alone the extra points he might have got with an optimum use of the FH in 29. The only 'advantage' he sought tactically was being able to play his Wildcard in GW30 instead of GW34 - but he really didn't make very good use of that.

His 'bonus chips' were an even more clearcut 'fail'. He went with Arne Slot for his 'Assistant Manager' from GW24 (perhaps just to get the damned thing out of the way, since its sprawling three-week duration was the most irksome aspect of the new chip and confounded the use of other chips in the final portion of the season). But Slot, of course, was famously - and not entirely unexpectedly - outpointed by his Merseyside rival David Moyes in that gameweek (the one where Liverpool and Everton both enjoyed an unexpected Double Gameweek as a result of the first Merseyside derby being rescheduled from early December because of gale-force winds); and, more importantly, he passed up the chance to play his Triple Captain on Mo Salah that week, who returned a season-highest 29 points. He switched to Oliver Glasner for a healthy 20-point return in the final week of the chip, after Slot had again disappointed somewhat in GW25. But a 48-point total for this chip, while pretty respectable, was far short of the maximum possible - a lot of people probably made 55-65 points from it. And its value was further undercut by having had to use a transfer on it, and by missing out on the Salah bonanza.

He eventually went with the other two bonus chips in consecutive weeks, the Triple Captain in GW32 and the Bench Boost in GW33. Isak produced a respectable 11 points for the TC - though since that was a Double Gameweek with two quite promising fixtures, it must have been a disappointing return. And it's very rarely worth using the captaincy, let alone the Triple Captain, on a 'forward'; there were other, better double-fixtures to aim for (not just for Mo Salah, although....). And his Bench Boost was a real damp squib, yielding a miserable 14 points.

So, he was 18 points below the optimum (and fairly obvious) Triple Captain pick, perhaps 10 or 15 off a best-possible AssMan score, and maybe 20 or 30 below a top Bench Boost return (and 5 or so below an adequate one). And he still trounced the other 10 million or so of us???

It is rather terrifying to reflect that, phenomenal as Lovro's season was, if he'd made a few better initial picks, done a bit better with his use and timing of the Wildcards, and got a stronger return from his bonus chips,... he might have cracked the 3,000-point ceiling!!!

Well, good on him, anyway!  It just goes to show - you don't have to be PERFECT to win the title, or anywhere near.

But Lovro clearly isn't a super-genius; he's just an ordinary guy who happened to have a season where almost every second pick turned to gold for him. [You can read an interview with him by the Fantasy Football Scout website.]

He appears to be relatively new to the game, this being only the fifth year he's competed (at least on his present account). And he was pretty awful in the first two! But he seems to have 'got the hang of things' unusually quickly, as in 2022-23 and 2023-24 he was remarkably consistent, and got solid points and rank finishes - in the second 500,000 (which, I reckon, is about as good as you can hope to get without substantial slices of good fortune).

We can all take encouragement from this. Most good players in the game are hovering around the 2,350-point mark most years, rarely going up or down by more than about 75 points or so from that mean. I'd guess that's between one and two standard deviations (very hard to gauge, since neither 'luck' nor 'skill' in FPL follow a standard distribution!) To be the champion, you have to get up to about 5 standard deviations. And yes, Lovro suddenly jumped up by 440 points over his previous best this year! If he can do it, we all could. (We won't. But we could....)

Getting ready for our NEW summer tournament

 Bracket for the FIFA Club World Cup 2025

FIFA's big new-format Club World Cup tournament gets under way next Saturday evening (8pm EST in Miami) - intriguingly, a breakfast kick-off in my part of the world.

There seems to be remarkably little (good) information about it online as yet, but here's the best of what I've been able to turn up over the past couple of days.

Here's the official schedule of games.

And here's a link for accessing full coverage on streaming service DAZN (allegedly FREE, but I bet there's a catch to that...).

This is Goal magazine's list of the qualified teams, and an explanation of the seeding system (FIFA's own team list doesn't seem to include any actual information about them!); and here's a bit more information on how they qualified.

Club World Cup seeding pots

And Yahoo Sports - amazingly - appears to have the best ranking of teams' likely prospects so far.

More detailed team and player information, including predicted lineups, is available on Fantasy Football Community and Fantasy Football Scout.

I'm actually quite excited about this tournament. There are things to have misgivings about: it's probably too big, the quality of football is likely to be undermined by having so many makeweight, punchbag teams in it, and it's bound to have a detrimental impact on sharpness and stamina for many players at the start of the next domestic season. But it is, on the whole, a good idea, I think: a bigger spectacle, a more inclusive tournament - and moved away from being an annual event (now, once every four years, like the major international tournaments) plonked in the middle of the domestic season - lots to like about all of that.

[And, of course, we'll ALL be rooting for the plucky Kiwis of Auckland FC - who are amateurs!!]

BEST OF LUCK, EVERYONE!!!

Last chance to BANISH the AssMan!

 

As I've mentioned, often, I absolutely HATED the silly innovation of the 'Assistant Manager' chip, which I think RUINED the game for everyone this season.

If you're signed up for the regular FPL updates, you should have received an invitation in the last few days to participate in their End-of-Year Survey.

It includes questions about what you thought of the 'Assistant Manager', and whether you'd like to see it again next year (please, God, NO!!!!). PLEASE, EVERYONE, fill this in, and make sure to be as negative as possible about the dratted AssMan chip!!!

How to answer the FPL survey

If we don't all complain about it vociferously, there's a very real danger that it (or something even worse...) will be included in the game again next year - and RUIN IT FOREVER. This may be our one chance to make our displeasure with the chip heard.

There is also a space at the end of the questionnaire for you to address any other areas of complaint. I would suggest throwing in some criticisms of the AWFUL 'Player Info' screen, or various other aspects of the data presentation in the UI, the lack of any ready way of reviewing the player-by-player contribution to your team performance over the season, or, of course, the urgent need to revise the bloody 'BPS'....

#DownWithTheNewChip

One more WISH

 

I know I said I was done with this wishful thinking when I came up with this afterthought a week ago, but.... one final FPL wish-list item has occurred to me. This will be it now, I promise. (Until next year, anyway.....)

I'd like FPL to introduce a display of 'Team History' - not just the 'Gameweek History' list we have at the moment, which provides only headline stats for each week, but a more detailed breakdown of how each player has performed for us.

I envision a grid display, with our current players listed in 15 rows,... and then all players we've previously owned in further rows beneath those; then a column for each Gameweek, indicating which players started for us then (or were only on the bench), and how many points they returned. (It would also be nice to have a little pop-up triggered by the mouse-cursor clicked on each Gameweek, or even just hovered over it - revealing the breakdown of how the player earned his points for you in that week.)

The first few columns should also give a few summary totals: how many games the players have started for us, how many points they've returned, how much their price has changed while we've owned them.

This is pretty basic stuff, surely not much to ask??

A little bit of Zen (45)

 

"I am glad to be rid of sex - like a slave at last escaped from a cruel and capricious master."

Socrates

I feel much the same way about FPL. - GW

Although there'll be a Fantasy Club World Cup along shortly to keep us enslaved over the summer break too....  That kicks off in a week!

[I haven't been able to track down a citation for this wonderful line of the ancient Athenian philosopher's... and I am beginning to suspect that it might have been an invention, or at least a zestful expansion, by my old Classics teacher. But I think this is a case where we want to print the legend.]

'Ones to Watch' - for next season

 

Reflecting on the season just past, I got tempted to list a few players I think have shown us enough to make them very interesting prospects for FPL next season.

But NOTE: 'interesting', not sure-thing; and 'prospects', not already established leading picks. (FPL's own Facebook account the other day was touting Omar Marmoush as 'One to Watch' for next season. Either they're seriously undervaluing him, or.... they're applying a completely different understanding of the term than mine!)

So, in no particular order, here are some of the players I'll be watching with particular interest next season, players I hope could take a big step forward in their FPL points output.

Myles Lewis-Skelly and Nico O'Reilly, despite playing for different clubs, are in a very similar position - both outstanding youngsters who unexpectedly got an extended first-team run-out this season, and looked good enough to lay claim to being given a regular place. Now, if that were to happen, and if FPL reclassified them as defenders, and if they weren't priced any higher than 5.0 million in that position (although, obviously 4.5 would be much more appealing; but it's a measure of how well they did this year that it seems inevitable 5.0 would be their price-point; they might not be far off 5.5),... then, damn, yes, they would be very alluring defensive picks next time. But unfortunately, those are some very big 'IFs'. They're both really midfielders, who were only given an emergency deployment in a defensive role this year; I'm afraid it's quite likely they'll lose their claim to the left-back slot (and will have even less chance of regular starts in midfield). Once Pep's complement of central defenders are fully fit, we're quite likely to see Gvardiol return to being the usual left-back (and, of course, Rico Lewis has also been used there a lot in the past); while at Arsenal, Timber, Calafiori, Tomiyasu, and Kiwior are all alternatives in that position. Moreover, Pep and Mikel are two of the most notoriously 'risk-averse' managers in the League, and, however good an Academy player has been for them, I think they'd probably prefer to spend stupid money on an established world-class talent to plug a hole in their lineup, rather than continue to develop young talents like these two. So, I'm not holding my breath on these lads. They'd probably be more exciting for FPL if they took loan moves to another EPL club. ("But not with their current club..." might become a recurring refrain for these selections of mine...)

I have similar misgivings about Oscar Bobb - absolutely outstanding young prospect, but how much game time is he going to get at City? I am ever so slightly more optimistic for him, as Grealish seems set to be leaving this summer, and Doku has been called out by Pep as being unable - so far - to adapt to inverting into the middle (which is what City wingers are expected to do, currently; although that, of course, may change again at any moment...); Bobb, I suspect, having come up through City's Academy system, should be more 'adaptable' in this way, more able to continually modify his style of play according to his manager's latest whim. But, at the very best, he's still likely to be sharing minutes sometimes with Doku.... and Foden, and Marmoush. So... yep, that's another 'only if he goes to another club' option, I'm afraid.

Kevin Schade and Mikkel Damsgaard were already getting themselves into contention for occasional rotation into that crucial 5th midfielder slot this year, whenever form/fixtures looked particularly positive for them. And I think they might possibly kick on and provide even more regular returns next season - particularly if they have to fill in for some of Bryan Mbeumo's goalscoring contribution. (But equally, of course, Brentford might well fall apart if - as seems very likely - they lose Mbeumo and/or Thomas Frank this summer, So, that's all highly speculative.)

But while trying to maintain some optimism about Brentford's future, I'll also give a mention to Rico Henry and Aaron Hickey. I noted once or twice early in the season that these are two of the only full-backs who might still offer a strong chance of attacking returns, since that style of full-back play has largely fallen out of fashion in the EPL in the last couple of seasons. However, after so long out with injury, one wonders if they will ever get back to their best levels of a few years ago; or indeed if their team will still want to use them as that kind of attacking wing-back, even if they do. But it's a possibility to keep an eye on, I feel. (You see, some players might be exciting prospects for the season ahead, even if they haven't played this year!!)

Another defender I feel has the potential to explode is Ola Aina. If Forest can sustain the admirable defensive solidity they showed for most of this season, he'll certainly deliver very solid points. He wasn't too far behind his teammates Murillo and Milenkovic this time, despite missing a few games. He got a couple of absolutely banging goals, and looks well capable of providing assists too. But the problem is, Forest have shifted away from pushing their full-backs up to support the wide attackers; they may make occasional sallies forward, but most of the time they sit in their own half. I find Aina a thrill to watch whenever he gets on the ball anywhere near the final third; but it just wasn't happening all that much last season. Alas, this could be yet another instance of 'Only if he moves to another club...'

Iliman Ndiaye and Jake O'Brien are another two who caught my eye this year. Ndiaye excited a lot of people with his swift and skillful play - yielding 9 league goals, including a few real belters (though I'm surprised to find he didn't register any assists). And, given that he almost always started out wide on the left, and was mostly required to stay there by David Moyes, he should surely be reclassified in the game as a 'midfielder' for the new season - which, if his price hasn't taken a big jump, would make him another promising contender for an occasional 4th or 5th seat inclusion; all the more so if he is in fact to be given a more attacking role at Everton. But that might be hoping for too much: Moyes has to be cautious in trying to make the best use of his rather limited resources, so I fear Ndiaye will again be tasked a lot with holding width and helping out his full-back, rather than often being given licence to drift inside and terrorise opposing defences (again, if he gets a move to another club, things could be very different). O'Brien, rescued from reserve-team limbo by Moyes, was one of the outstanding defenders to emerge last season; and Everton, despite wallowing at the lower-end of the table most of the time in recent seasons, have still mostly managed to maintain a pretty niggardly defence. He might be cheaper than Branthwaite and Tarkowski, yet he'll probably offer slightly more threat of an occasional attacking contribution. (I don't mention Dwight McNeil here, because everyone's known how good he can be for some seasons now. I was tempted to give a nod to Beto too, but...  while I think he might occasionally be worth considering as a cheap 3rd forward, I suspect Moyes isn't completely convinced about his all-around quality, and will likely be shopping for a new first-choice centre-forward this summer.)

This is probably a bit of a sentimental pick, but I am a huge fan of Adam Wharton. It's unlikely that a deep central midfielder will ever yield very much for FPL - though, damn, he is very much a playmaker as well as a ball-winner. And if there were points credit - or even a significant BPS lift - for 'pre-assists', I think he would be in much stronger contention for an FPL place: so often he plays in someone like Eze, who then sets up Mateta or another teammate for a goal. But he's got a few goals in him as well, I believe. And if he manages to stay fit all season, who knows what may happen....?  (I'm hoping he'll have the kind of season that will make him an obvious and essential pick for England in the World Cup...)

And for forwards who've shown us a lot of promise this season, but probably not yet quite enough to make them super-popular picks at the big kick-off: Evanilson and Jørgen Strand Larsen. Enough said.

And a final pair - less obviously exciting players, perhaps, but ones I have a good feeling about, players I think could, if things go well with their clubs next season, take a big step forward in their points returns - enough that perhaps they could at least get into occasional contention for the last squad place in the defence or midfield categories: Jack Hinshelwood and Illia Zabarnyi. The big Ukrainian has tended to be overshadowed at Bournemouth by his more illustrious teammates - Kerkez, Senesi, Huijsen; but he has been very, very dependable - and almost ever-present - for two seasons now. Bournemouth, despite the loss of Kerkez and Huijsen being heavy blows, look to me as if they could be capable of pushing much more strongly for the European places next season; and if they come up just short on that, they might at least concede slightly fewer goals. And Hinshelwood - damn, he's unglamorous, but you've got to love his attitude, he is all-action. At Brighton, I fear, with their huge squad, he might never get a weekly start; he's another one I'm hoping will take a loan to one of the promoted sides, to make him a bit more of an FPL possibility.

I will close by reiterating my opening qualification that these are NOT players I necessarily expect to produce huge numbers of points next season. But - to put it in very FPL terms - a 'one to watch' recommendation is the sort of player who's unlikely to have an ownership of much more than a few percent at the the start of the season,... but might well be owned by 10 or 15 or 20% by the end of it; someone who's not yet on everyone's radar... but might start to become so over the course of the coming season.