My (becoming) regular likening of the FPL experience to the mythical labour of Sisyphus at the start of each season... just reminded me of this little oddity. I hope it will amuse. It is a story that came to me in a dream, a quarter of a century or so ago. (Really)
I am in a desert environment, a hot, dusty plain - almost completely featureless but for a large hill just in front of me.
Half-way up the hill, I see a brawny man grunting and sweating as he struggles to turn over a large, round-ish boulder. He eventually succeeds in flipping it over once, pauses for just a few moments, and then sets to trying to do it again. The stone is clearly enormously heavy, and it is painfully hard work: he is endeavouring to move it uphill.
I approach, fascinated. I'm tempted to offer to help him move this rock, but feel embarrassed as to how to do this. And the man is anyway too intent on his labours to notice me.
At last, he manages to get the boulder to the top of the hill, and then, with one last huge heave, he sends it toppling over the crest and rolling - skipping, bouncing, crashing - down the far slope under its own weight, raising a cloud of dust behind it as it goes, scattering smaller stones left and right, smashing the occasional withered tree or cactus that stands in its path.
The man whoops and hollers with delight as he watches the boulder's descent. Then he trots down the hill after it.
I catch up to him at the foot of the hill, just as he has once again started toiling to roll it back to the top.
"Say, that does look kind of fun," I say, sheepishly. "Could I have a try?"
And Sisyphus (for it is he) replies, "Get your own f***ing rock!"
In FPL-land, I feel this should remind us to make our own selections, and keep our teams to ourselves. Each of us has his own boulder to push; and we should not seek, or offer, help in that task.
Yes, everything's a potential metaphor for me.

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