This is looking like a classic case of a post-break 'hangover' weekend: the stresses of big international games, the time players have spent away from their usual club environment, the limited amount of preparation time (and the utterly foul winter weather that's settting in back home!) have made for a lot of rather disjointed performances and unexpected results - Bournemouth nearly losing to West Ham, Brighton nearly losing to Brentford, Chelsea labouring to grind out at a win at Burnley, and Liverpool getting spanked by Forest! (I wouldn't count City's loss at Newcastle as all that 'unexpected'....)
Burnley started brightly and were well on top for the first half-hour or so, but couldn't fashion any real chances - although they might have profited from a couple of typically wayward Robert Sanchez moments early on: first, the big keeper gave the ball away just outside the penalty area by carelessly firing a rushed kick upfield straight into the back of Enzo Fernandez, and then he failed to make clear who was taking a goal-kick (it really looked as if Sanchez had restarted play from the middle of the six-yard box, but then Tosin decided he wanted to take the kick himself on the edge of the box and put his hands on the ball to 're-spot' it; they were very, very lucky not to concede a penalty for that!). Chelsea came gradually more into the game through the second half, but were making heavy weather of what most had expected to be a fairly easy assignment for them. And there was a major question-mark over their breakthrough goal: the ball had clearly hit Cucurella's lower-arm in build-up, and for the goalscorer that would have been a strict liability offence; Cucurella was probably excused because the ball was fired at him from such close range by a Burnley defender, but that led to him controlling the ball and had a material effect on the rest of the move. Damn, the Handball Law has got so damned complex now that I really don't know whether that one should have stood or not; my gut feeling is that it should not have.
The big FPL surprises/disgruntlements here were that Reece James was withdrawn at half-time (he was all smiles on the bench in the second-half, so presumably it was a pre-planned 'managing of minutes' ahead of the Barcelona game on Tuesday; but still, it's a worrying sign of possible continued doubts about his stamina or susceptibility to injury, and is apt to undercut his value in FPL), that Garnacho was omitted from the squad altogether (I jinxed him by recommending him as a possible transfer target a few days ago!!), and that Liam Delap was shockingly poor on his long-awaited return to Premier League action (Guiu was so much better when he replaced him for the last 20 minutes or so that he should surely be preferred for the start next time?).
Bournemouth got caught with their pants down early on as West Ham started strongly and Callum Wilson rediscovered his long-lost scoring boots. But they looked a completely different team in the second-half, playing with much more energy and conviction - and they completely laid siege to the West Ham goal for the last 20 minutes or so. (Curiously, Alphonse Areola was credited by FPL with 10 saves in the match,.... but the BBC highlights only showed 4??!! My confidence in how Opta counts any of its stats declines week by week....) Max Kilman was very, very fortunate not to be sent off for handling the ball on the ground to concede the penalty for Bournemouth's first comeback goal; presumably it was adjudged to be 'accidental' - but it looked pretty deliberate, or at least easily avoidable; and, since the action completely took control of the ball and diverted it away from the attacker, it was an obvious 'denial of a goalscoring opportunity'. That was another unfathomably bad decision which almost certainly decided the outcome of a game. The big news for FPL in this one was the forced absence of Antoine Semenyo, who apparently is going to be unable to play for a while because of the ankle ligament problem he picked up while away with Ghana last week.
Who the hell is Olivier Boscagli??? I'd never heard of him before, but he started for Brighton in place of the usually ever-present Lewis Dunk, who'd apparently been suffering with a minor knock (but was fine to come on for the second-half). Brighton's first-half showing was very lacklustre, although they were perhaps a bit unfortunate to go into the break trailing to a Thiago penalty: Baleba's rash sliding challenge was mistimed, but he seemed to get nowhere near either the ball or the man, at least as far as I could see on the TV replays; Ouattara simply sensed his proximity and took a fresh-air dive. This was yet another instance where the on-pitch decision was at least dubious enough to warrant a second look on the monitor, but VAR seems now to have swung heavily in the direction of complete passivity. Brighton played with much more pace and vigour in the second-half, but were still struggling to make much impression on a compact Brentford defence - until a brilliant finish from Welbeck got them back on terms, and then a slightly misshit effort from substitute Hinshelwood just outside the box clawed them in front. (Hinshelwood really deserved additional points for a 'pre-assist' on that: his superb diagonal ball to set Minteh free down the right had started the move.) Even then, they nearly let the points slip away again, giving up a second penalty late in added-on time (and rightly so, this time) - only for the otherwise excellent Thiago to join the rash of players to recently flub a spot-kick! That will have been a bitter blow to the 14% or so of FPL managers who own him, but I think their selection is sound: he particularly impressed me here with the coolness of the manner in which he despatched an early one-on-one chance past the keeper (even though it was rightly ruled out for his having been narrowly offside as he ran through), in stark contrast to Mateta rather predictably missing an almost exactly similar chance in his game against Wolves. For me, Thiago has consistently been showing the best form of any striker (other than Haaland) almost all season - and I hope this mishap with the penalty miss won't suddenly break his confidence. (Also,... I can't help wondering if Brentford's away form is impaired by the awful monkeyshit-brown change strip they're lumbered with this season...)
Fulham look much better when they get on the front foot and take the game to an opponent - something they conspicuously only manage on their home turf. Sunderland were uninspired here, rarely creating any danger - except with La Fee's near-miss in the opening seconds of the second-half, when he was played in by a long ball from his keeper. I wonder if their effectiveness is hampered by the fact that their pivot pair, Xhaka and Sadiki, are both now only one card away from a suspension. Fulham had to be patient to claim all the points, though; Robin Roefs kept them at bay for a long time with another very capable performance between the sticks (4 saves in the game - officially; to most observers it looked like it should have been counted as slightly more), until Raul nicked the late winner. Fulham had actually managed half a dozen or so decent efforts during the game, and their xG was slightly better than 2.0; so, the win seemed hard-earned.
Liverpool started brightly enough in the first half, but failed to achieve much penetration, with Isak again completely anonymous (and Slot's decision to start him over Ekitike frankly baffling!). In the second half, Forest's superior organisation and workrate increasingly began to make itself felt. The mildly controversial first goal was clearly a major psychological turning-point: Ndoye was offside on the edge of the six-yard box as Murillo's crisp volley flew in, he was very near to the keeper, and he was very close to the flight of the ball (actually flinched, and twisted his legs away from it at the last moment, or it might have got a glancing deflection off him) - so, he could reasonably be said to be 'interfering with play'. We don't like to see goals disallowed for such technical infractions; but if we follow the rules strictly and consistently, they ought to be. And it must have smarted particularly for Liverpool, as a Van Dijk goal was ruled out for them in extremely similar circumstances a couple of weeks ago. One wonders if public outcry about that and other similar incidents has swayed officials towards greatter leniency on this kind of offside decision: neither VAR official Jamie Bell nor the on-pitch referee Andy Madley seemed to give this incident much thought. Shortly afterwards, the scales of injustice were perhaps slightly balanced up when a second goal from Igor Jesus was quickly ruled out for a supposed 'handball' - although the ball had pretty clearly struck him between the chest and the upper arm, which is now 'legal'. With both this call and the earlier offside, Bell seemed to be not so much rendering a decision as simply declining to go against Madley; that's not how VAR is supposed to work. The nearly 50,000 FPL managers who thought that Virgil Van Dijk might be a good replacement for Gabriel this week.... are crying hard! This defeat seems to put Liverpool's title hopes to bed - and it perhaps won't be long before talk begins about whether Slot might need to be replaced.
No sign of a 'new manager bounce' yet for doomed Wolves: they were marginally less porous in defence, but couldn't create any real threat at the other end. But Palace were somewhat below their best too. Mateta and Sarr confirmed my view of them as two of the most overrated 'assets' in FPL: Mateta shooting wide of the post when put through one-on-one with the keeper, and Sarr blazing over the top from the best chance of the game. If I were going to have a punt on any of Palace's attacking players, it would be the consistently impressive Pino or Wharton. Guehi, who'd picked up an early yellow card, was very lucky to escape a second one and a sending-off when he kicked Strand Larsen's foot as they both challenged for a high ball; it was a minor contact, arguably accidental, certainly not violent or reckless - but it was a foul, and was eligible for a second yellow card. And Daniel Munoz joins the growing ranks of players who've had an all-action game.... but are mysteriously deemed to have come up a single 'contribution' shy of earning the extra 'defensive points'. We see one or two players get abused by the new points system like this every week, and it is really starting to bug the crap out of me!
The most mystifying VAR cock-up of the weekend came in Saturday's late game at Newcastle when Schar missed his attempted tackle and crunched Foden's ankle - the most clearcut penalty we'll see all season (and, indeed, arguably a red-card offence), but once again VAR was apparently too shy to call the referee out on a poor initial decision (the game was still scoreless at this point, so this might well have decided the result). Donnarumma had made a smart one-handed save early on to keep out a firm, low hearder from Woltemade, and Barnes and Foden spurned sitters at each end just before half-time - but a lively and open game was somehow failing to produce many clearcut chances. It didn't truly come alive until a bizarre flurry of 3 goals within 6 or 7 minutes in the middle of the second half. For the decisive second Barnes goal, Pep seems peeved that Donnarumma might have been 'impeded' in the goalmouth - but he was at fault for getting himself stuck in traffic, and it was his own defender rather than the Newcastle player who was briefly hampering his movement. The stronger objection on that one would be that Guimaraes appeared to be well offside for his initial header against the bar - but the SAOT produced a graphic for us (the first one of those we've seen for a few weeks!!)... which seemed to be of a completely different moment to the one we should have been looking at. So, City can feel rightly aggrieved at this result; but the home side really earned it with a disciplined and hard-fought performance, and another great tactical gameplan from Eddie Howe. (With the return here of Livramento, Hall, and Schar, they looked to be back to something like their best again, after a very wobbly spell.)
Gawd, the Leeds v Villa game was a painful watch, both for the quality of the football, and for quality of my TV coverage (I lost my English commentary early on, and then the picture kept going on the fritz; it was almost a mercy when I lost the channel altogether for a while around half-time...). I really find nothing to get excited about from either of these teams at the moment: Villa have too many good players to go down, but really haven't been playing all that well for the most part (Watkins is still struggling to get on the ball at all), despite their recent string of good results; Leeds really don't have any very good players, and are not playing at all well: they look, to me, look obvious relegation favourites (Wolves, at least, have the talent in their squad to be able to turn their results around somewhat; I don't think Leeds do). But, at the moment, Villa aren't making much of a case that they deserve to survive in the league either. Both sides started out with very low energy, as if they were too worried about 'making a mistake' to actually go in search of a positive result. Emery was so disgusted with his team's performance that he made a major shake-up at half-time, withdrawing Digne and Buendia (slightly surprising choices, perhaps; although Malen - their only consistently dangerous-looking player in recent weeks - surely should have been on from the start). Leeds had nicked a scrappy lead early on when Nmecha somehow managed to bundle the ball over the line from a free-kick. That led to an interminable VAR delay, as a number of Leeds players had been well offside when the kick was taken - but not the ultimate goalscorer; and it would seem that none of the others was 'interfering'. Emi Martinez collapsed clutching his head - for no obvious reason; this seemed to be an attempt to con the ref into thinking he might have been fouled, or to at least garner some sympathy from his own fans,... as he squirmed with embarrassment at his costly mistake: he'd completely misjudged the flight of the ball, and failed to assert himself over the attacking players (he'd got himself caught between two Leeds men; but neither of them did anything to impede or unbalance him, so there was no suggestion of any foul). In the second half, the home side briefly appeared to have drawn level at 2-2, but this time VAR was working efficiently in ruling the goal out; it might have been forgivable for the on-pitch officials to fail to notice that Calvert-Lewin had turned the ball into the goal with his hand - but it was very obvious from the behind-the-goal camera. Two very smart second-half finishes from Morgan Rogers - a clever near-post flick with the outside of his boot from Malen's low cross, and a free-kick neatly dinked over the wall (although Perri probably should have got to that one!) - were the only highlights of a thoroughly turgid encounter.
Hincapie rather than Mosquera got the nod to fill in for the sidelined Gabriel, and Calafiori, who had been a minor doubt before the game, was fit to start on the left as usual. Thomas Frank decided to switch to a back-three, as he so often did at Brentford when facing stronger opposition; Spurs fans were probably not too happy at this admission of inferiority - and it availed the team nothing anyway, as they were bulldozed by a rampant Arsenal. Only Richarlison's audacious chip over Raya from 35 yards out (inspired by Kenny McLean's goal against Denmark earlier in the week?!) gave the visitors a psychological lift and briefly allowed them to gain some momentum in the game. Eze's hattrick (and he might well have had 4 or 5; Vicario made a good stop from another long-range drive of his late in the game) took the FPL community rather by surprise; he's thus far been playing well without often looking likely to score himself; and Rice (for dependability, and plenty of assists) or Trossard (for currently hot goalscoring form) or Saka (always classy and dangerous, even though he hasn't yet got into a regular scoring groove again) really look the preferable alternatives from the Arsenal midfield. His first goal was again rather dubious, another instance of the inconsistent application of the 'interference' rule for offsides: Trossard (and two other Arsenal players; although they were probably just onside) was clearly in an offside position on the edge of the six-yard box, and directly on the line of the shot, blocking the keeper from getting an early view of it. We don't like to see goals ruled out for this sort of thing, but the rule is that they ought to be. We really need some clearer guidelines for the implementation of this rule, because at the moment it seems like a complete toss-up as to whether a goal may be ruled out.
Maheus Cunha was a late omission from the Manchester United lineup for the Monday night game at Old Trafford, having apparently picked up some sort of head injury in training: not a huge upset for FPL, as he's only owned by about 4.5% of managers (I'm surprised it's that many, given how little he's shown so far this season, and how poorly he compares to Mbeumo or Fernandes as a midfield prospect from that club at the moment); at least that provided a rare start for Joshua Zirkzee. The other big curveball of this encounter was Idrissa Gana Gueye getting himself sent off in the 12th minute for an altercation with one of his own teammates (he was so incensed with defender Michael Keane about something that he slapped him quite hard across the face - right in front of the referee: madness!). Fortunately for the visitors, they were able to grab a goal through Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall almost immediately afterwards, so were then able to sit back in a low-block for the rest of the game - a block which United could not find any way to break down, and mostly had to resort to shooting from distance. To be fair, they did manage a few decent atempts, and Pickford needed to be sharp between the sticks - making good saves from Fernandes and Mbeumo, and from a Zirkzee header; Fernandes and Mason Mount also saw powerful drives whistle just wide of a post. Overall, though, United really were awful in this game [Adam Clery has put out a good video on why]. The great FPL mystery/injustice of the night was that James Tarkowski, despite keeping a clean sheet and yet again being the top returner of 'defensive contributions', somehow missed out on any bonus points: one can see how Dewsbury-Hall's decsive goal and Pickford's lively performance in goal might deserve the bigger bonuses, but how did Keane and Myekolenko edge out their captain for the final extra point?? Did Keane get extra credit for taking his slap like a man??? The BPS is broken! Amorim appeared to have saved his job with a run of better results over the past month or so; but it's a sign of how precarious the recent optimism at the club has been, how tenuous is the fans' confidence in their manager, that one disppointing home result immediately puts his future in question again.
Kilman and Guehi (and possibly Schar?) not getting sent off, an obvious penalty not being given to City, but a very dubious one being awarded to Brentford, goals perhaps wrongly allowed for Murillo and Neto (and Eze), and certainly wrongly disallowed for Igor Jesus, and thoroughly incompetent performance of VAR and SAOT throughout - the officiating is definitely looking like it's going to get us to a very high 'Luck-o-Meter' score this week. And we've had a few unexpected omissions and early substitutions too; and that penalty miss by Thiago!
The FPL 'Team of the Week' is usually one of the strongest indicators of the fluctuating 'luck factor': and it is again - as in just about every week so far this season - a thoroughly bizarre collection: 5 defenders (3 of them from Forest!), Callum Wilson up front, and Munoz initially the only player in it with any significant ownership (although later joined by the modestly owned Eze and Trossard). The 'global average' score for the week, and the general spread of scores, the disparity beween the week's lowest and highest, are also signifiers of the 'luck' quoieint; and this week, we got yet another staggeringly low 'average' score of just 39 points - but it seems hat quite a large number of managers scored well above that, and the 'Manager of the Week'' racked up a massive 95 points more than that (though that was with the benefit of a Bench Boost; nevertheless, several people got scores of 120-130 even without a chip) - that is a very unusual circumstance. With some unexpected results, a number of poor refereeing decisions, and so many of the most fancied players failing to produce anything (while Eze's monster haul came rather out of the blue!), I think this week certainly gets up to an 8 out of 10 on the 'Luck-o-Meter'.