Sunday, March 22, 2026

Luck-o-Meter 25-26 - Gameweek 31

A half-moon swing-scale, with a pointer in the middle; it is graded from red (BAD) at the left end to yellow (GOOD) at the right

 

The disruption of four teams suffering a Blank Gameweek was the major curveball for FPL this week (and, of course, that wasn't - or shouldn't have been - at all unexpected; it should have been planned for weeks out). And there was a fair bit of fatigue evident, after a week of hugely consequential midweek games in the European competitions for 6 of the 16 sides playing this weekend.


These weekly 'summaries' have been getting a bit too involved - and excessively time-consuming for me! - so I've been aiming to keep them briefer recently. I made just about zero progress on that resolution for the first few weeks, but.... now I've hit upon a new 'format', which might help: a tabulation of the major types of 'lucky' incidents. 

I will try to resist any extended commentary (although I probably will still indulge in a few diatribes about any particularly egregious penalty or handball incidents).


Red cards awarded: 

Red cards not awarded: 

Penalties awarded

Penalties not awarded: Manchester United have a good case that Amad Diallo had been briefly held back in the area and should have received their second penalty of the evening from referee Stuart Attwell. The oversight was compounded by the fact that Bournemouth immediately broke down the other end and won a penalty of their own (which also resulted, rightly enough, in the sending-off of Harry Maguire) to tie the score again. So, this decision turned the result of the game. To be fair, all three penalty shouts in the game were rather similar, and all kind of 50/50: a hand placed on the upper arm or shoulder of the attacker, only briefly and without much force (well, the Jimenez foul was straightforward, and extended tug on the shirt, but the other two were both brief hand-on events, which can be very hard to judge), the victim seeming to exaggerate their reaction, twistng violently off-balance and going down. If the referee happens not to have noticed the fleeting illegal contact, he might suppose that the attacker is merely 'simulating'. However, the TV pictures gave a much clearer view, so it is a mystery why VAR did not intervene here.

It really looked as if Danny Welbeck should have had a penalty too, when a stumbling Konate clearly through his arm out across the forward's midriff to prevent him reaching the ball. VAR does not seem to want to have anything to do with penalty decisions these days.

Tight/dubious offsides: Welbeck looked just off for his second goal, but it was allowed - and we never saw an SAOT picture to justify the call. We don't like to see goals ruled out on super-thin margins; but, unfortunately, the whole decision process in inspiring zero confidence at the moment.

Goals wrongly allowed/disallowed: 

Surprise omissions/early substitutions/injuriesAlisson and Mo Salah were missing for Liverpool, after picking up muscle problems in the Champions League game on Tuesday. Romeo Lavia was subbed off just short of the hour (probably no-one owns him in FPL, but it's a worrying sign that Rosenior may be prone to early substitutions). Xavi Simons was left on the bench by Igor Tudor.  

Malick Thiaw was unexpectedly omitted from the starting lineup in favour of Sven Botman - but came on for the last half-hour or so; time enough to concede two goals and return a nul-pointer. That had a big impact for FPL, since he was already a fairly popular defender pick, but had more than 500,000 new managers come in for him this week as a short-term replacement for blanking players like Gabriel, Timber, O'Reilly and Guehi.

Near misses:  Igor Jesus nearly scored an own-goal early on, when an attempted back-headed clearance looped on to the crossbar. Mathys Tel let fly a dipping drive from distance that was brilliantly tipped on to the crossbar by a flying Matz Sels. In the second-half, just-returned-injury Lucas Bergvall managed to race in unmarked on to a square-ball to the back-post - but was unable to put his shot on target.

Newcastle started brightly, and Elnnga had a great chance for them in the opening minutes, blasting a powerful header only inches over the bar. A little later, a long-range curler from Chemsdine Talbi was only just finger-tipped away from the top corner by Ramsdale at full stretch, one of the saves of the weekend.

Big misses/big saves: Mathys Tel let fly a dipping drive from distance that was brilliantly tipped on to the crossbar by a flying Matz Sels. And the Forest keeper made another good stop near the end, from a strong Solanke drive from the edge of the area. But apart from that, Spurs were barely in the game: indeed, the BBC highlights made it look as though they might easily have lost 5-0 or 6-0 - they are starting to look like Dead Men Walking.

Konstantinos Mavropanos headed clear from under his own crossbar twice - to keep West Ham in the game against Villa. And a screaming 30-yard drive from Ross Barkley had to be fingertipped over the top by Mads Hermansen.

Outstanding goals: John McGinn's deft 20-yard curler was the 'Goal of the Week'; although Harry Wilson's was a close second, and we also saw very nice finishes from Danny Welbeck, Zian Flemming, and Beto.

Outstanding performancesHarry Wilson once again had a bit of a stormer.

Big mistakes: The usually dependable Lewis Dunk gifted Liverpool an equaliser with a ridiculous back-header that played in Kerkez behind him for an easy goal.

Bad luck/good luck: Hugo Ekitike had to go off after just a few minutes, apparently with a dead-leg (although it did not appear that there had been muvh if any contact made with the Brighton player; I wondered if perhaps he'd jarred ot twisted his knee in spinning away from the challenge).

FPL weirdness: I usually restrict these weekly roundups to what's happened on the pitch (and the FPL points allocations related to that), but.... this week there do seem to have been a lot of problems elsewhere - with the FPL website. I've seen numerous complaints in the last few days about Free Hit changes having failed to be acknowledged in the gameweek summary (annoying; but probably to the victims' ultimate advantage, since playing the chip this week was almost certainly a huge mistake), or once or twice about a Free Hit having apparently been shown as activated when the manager had not chosen that (seems unlikely, but.... who knows? The FPL Gnomes are endlesssly inventive in contriving new ways to screw up our beloved game....). And one of my best friends - who I suppose I must believe - insists that his weekly team selection was 'forgotten': not such a disaster as it might have been, since he'd already made the necessary transfers to ensure he had bench cover for his blanking players (and they would all be subbed in automatically, even if FPL had ignored his chosen starting order); but he'd wanted the captain's armband on Wilson rather than Palmer, so that cost him a valuable 7 points. If this was indeed a ccmmon type of glitch this week, many managers will no doubt have suffered even more heavily from it (although I would think that a majority were probably banking on Bruno Fernandes as captain, last week and this). 

I have encountered this exact glitch quite often in the past myself, a team selection being initially acknowledged, but then somehow 'erased' again at the start of the gameweek; but I haven't suffered it for some years now. I believed that it was the result of the FPL servers getting overtaxed in the last hour or so before deadline, so started avoiding last-minute team selection - seeing it as an essential precaution. (Of course, that might just be a superstition of mine. I don't suppose FPL would ever let on if this were a known problem; so there's really no way we can ever know for sure.)

I'm afraid we must accept that, in addition to all the randomness regularly inflicted on us by team coaches and the members of PGMOL, there are times when we can't even rely on the game itself to reliably record our teams for us.


Unexpected results: Liverpool losing is not really a 'surprise' any more; but Chelsea getting such a thorough spanking from Everton was a bit of a turn-up. A derby game is always tough to call; and, given Newcastle's yo-yo form this season, their tendency to be lacklustre after a big European game, and their poor record over the past decade against Sunderland, a defeat for them, even at home, was not really unexpected either; although the extent of their capitulation - after a promising start - was perhaps a bit of a surprise.



The FPL 'Team of the Week' at least includes Bruno Fernandes and Harry Wilson this time; and in a gameweek with so many forced squad changes for everyone, probably quite a lot of people would have been starting Kelleher, Welbeck, and Keane as well; although the latter was eventually edged out of the lineup by 'randoms' like Pinnock and Bijol, and it's still a pretty oddball collection overall. Moreover, these 'non-random' stars of the week were in a lot of squads anyway (especially Fernandes, Wilson, and Kelleher), so it's difficult to see how anyone will have gained much advantage from playing the Free Hit or Wildcard - unless they got very lucky with some of those less expected big returners! Thanks to a good haul for the popular captaincy pick, Bruno Fernandes, and excellent defensive returns for Everton, Brentford, Leeds, and Villa, the global average isn't nearly as bad as it might have been, but still a pretty meagre 38 points. I see from scanning the mid-sized leagues I'm in that the points distribution this week is particularly skewed: the great majority of managers are around or somewhat below the global average; and quite a lot are way down in the teens or single-digits. However, there is a very long thin tail, with some people having picked up a number of those unpredictable good hauls, just from having brought in new players fairly randomly for short-term cover in the blank gameweek; quite a few people seem to have managed something in the 50s or lower 60s, and that looks like a very good score this week; but a fortunate few somehow managed to get up into the 70s and 80s, and a handful even scraped above the 100-point threshold (though not by much...).

Of course, there is an increased likelihood of this kind of thing happening in a gameweek in which everyone is being forced to make multiple changes, but this unusually high number of completely unforeseeable good returns has made this an even more chaotic gameweek than most of us anticipated. And then, on top of all those wildly unpredictable hauls, we also seem to have seen a large number of FPL website glitches possibly robbing some people of some of their selections for the week; I don't know that there's any way to verify this, or to estimate the scale of it - but I've seen so much griping about it online, I'm fairly sure it has been occurring at a significant level this week. Even if we did know for sure how many people had been affected by problems like this, it's still difficult to quantify its impact in terms of the 'luck' factor I usually try to address in these posts - since I've thus far focused them exclusively on incidents in the game action. However, I do feel that if there has been a significant amount of FPL letting its managers down through 'losing' their team changes, that probably ought to be worth at least another 1 or 2 points added to the weekly 'Luck-o-Meter' total; but since we don't really know if it happened or not (I'll keep my eyes peeled for further reports, and possible conclusive evidence - or even an admission of fault from FPL?!). 

The large number of good returns from random players (in a week in which their ownership was likely to be - randomly! - higher than usual) probably ought to be worth a couple of extra 'Luck-o-Meter' points too; but again, since I haven't previously thought about how to quantify and incorporate this sort of factor into these weekly roundups, I'll refrain from making any adjustment for that either. Not much terrible refereeing, at least, so perhaps only a 5 out of 10 on the 'Luck-o-Meter'. But it really feels as though, in practical terms, it ought to be a lot more - especially if there really have been a lot of screw-ups with the FPL website this week!!


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